golch

she/they • gods perfect idiot

[golch @katerang_]

This is NOT a spoiler free act in fact I actively spoil stuff bc I cannot keep my fucking mouth shut

[golch @katerang_]

Found out Jake Johnson is the inspiration behind drunk history…. Honestly that tracks if I had been born 20 years earlier, that’s who I could’ve been.

[golch @katerang_]

I made a nickname to my roommates cat so now she gets to hear me coming Thursday nights loudly doing what I THINK is a whisper “MEAT COME SNUGGLE”

[golch @katerang_]

Fixed the toilet at the bar #inmymascera

[golch @katerang_]

If the leaks are true then good Steve DOES deserve to be punished for pulling that shit 🙄 “til the end of the line” my ASS

[hoodie @99Cooking]

sometimes im like “I should stop smoking weed” and then I smoke weed and I’m like “this is exactly what we do it for”

[golch @katerang_]

Having a fuck ass day and then remembering they got rid of the churros at Costco :/

[supriya ganesh files @supriyafiles]

Supriya Ganesh has been cast in Netflix’s ‘13 Going On 30’ Reboot 🤍🙌

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The original miscellaneous unc shooting poison

[golch @katerang_]

Living in the city is phenomenal. I know I say it all the time but I walked to
breakfast this morning then drove 10 minutes to my dentist appointment then after that, I walked to the grocery store and hit the farmers market all before 4 o’clock on Tuesday

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. it happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. that’s what i think of when i read about data centers.

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

the thing about Doomsday is that I can be as big of a hater as I want but it will all be for nothing because I will be there opening weekend. I am a hypocrite and a fraud

[golch @katerang_]

You notice one thing out of place and suddenly your cuticles are over grown and there’s hair in your sink and you need to start a load of laundry like let me BREATE

[funny bone @humeralhead]

Woman next to me whispers “what is she doing” during Circe’s scene and this was all I could think of

[hailey* ౨ৎ @sentrynation]

saw steve rogers in the trailer and sighed

[golch @katerang_]

Odysseus was low key the first Hawkeye

[golch @katerang_]

bruh i love Steve rogers but get his ass OFF my screen!!! What was the point of making Sam cap like if you are just gonna keep making shit up then just keep Cevans

[golch @katerang_]

Saw the odyssey with my girlfriends girlfriend and then met our gf for dinner where they both made fun of me ogling Matt Damon’s biceps #dreamlife

[mika @anakvnz]

thinking about the dogs in the odyssey..

[golch @katerang_]

I would love to be an actor except that if you told me I had to hike a mountain to then get water boarded I would send anthrax to Christopher Nolan

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

The Odyssey is, among other things, an expression of liberal anxieties: that breaking the laws of war, the customs of reciprocity, and the coherence of our moral principles will bring an end to the relative peace and prosperity the developed world has enjoyed