Katelin Rankin Maples

Nashville Native. Vitamin D Enthusiast. I bake dog treats.

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

It took me so dang long to get my name changed on every single document/ID/bank account/card. The name stays. Mainly due to the hassle. FACTS 🤣🤣🤣

[Bobby Bones Show @bobbybonesshow]

Listener is looking for some advice! He got divorced 8 years ago, but his ex-wife still has his last name. His new partner is not a fan of her having the name.

How should our listener handle the situation?

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

@katieaherndon It’s THE WORST. One of our “perks” and I would just rather buy a ticket instead

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

@realkaraleegeis 🤣💀🤣💀

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

O’Charley’s because kids ate free 😅

[reb @rebmasel]

You can tell a lot about how someone was raised by what casual family dining chain restaurant they were raised on

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

No coffee, no workee 🤣🤣

[Tony Atkins @TonyAtkinsTV]

I love Florida. 😂

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

After every long trip I sleep in the guest bedroom. Because I need space and alone time.

Landon and I have come to that understanding and it keeps us out of marriage counseling.

[megan @chismosavirus]

it is 91 degrees outside put that natural deodorant DOWN

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

Unblocked a dog treat account on insta so she could see my new commercial kitchen. She saw it. I feel like a genius and I hope she’s curled up in a fetal position crying.

Try and steal my content again and I’ll still out sell you. Oh, and tell your dog I said hi 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

@katieaherndon LOVE a good pb&j

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

I miss Twitter when it was full of puns and one-liners. Now it’s just paragraphs of opinions.

Let’s go back to telling each other what we ate for lunch.

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

@judahandthelion Why did I automatically assume that we were talking about pet dogs?! If our boy had Twitter I would definitely tag him first 🤣😅

[Elisa Stone Leahy MALLORY IN FULL COLOR @ElisaStoneLeahy]

Apparently my kid got in trouble today for PACKING OUR TOASTER IN HIS BACKPACK and pulling it out at lunch to make pop tarts for his class. I can’t stop laughing.

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

Be excellent to each other while driving. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

People can’t even behave on a sunny day here in Nashville

[NashSevereWx @NashSevereWx]

The straight line wind event for Davidson and Williamson Cos are over. The tornado risk for Davidson and Williamson Cos is over. It's all east of both counties now. Lightning remains a danger. Be excellent to each other while driving / 807 PM

[BarkBox @barkbox]

Racing my dog to bed because once she picks her spot she’s staying there and I’m sleeping in an L shape with my neck at an angle

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

Today was a hard day, but my insta content was fire 🔥

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

The devil works hard, but Good Boy Biscuit Co. works harder. Facts.

[Anastasiia Lapatina @lapatina_]

A Russian soldier surrendered. Ukrainians gave him tea, food, and let him call his mother on video. I want to cry from how much I love my country.

[Katelin Rankin Maples @katerank]

A patient’s family told me I was talking too loud and upsetting the patient. Ma’am I swear if I whisper you won’t be able to hear me over the ventilator and beeping machines, but okay.