literally no clue what they were on about. also claimed a regular who only speaks spanish was not only homeless but her “abuelita” (she’s neither) and insisted someone called buying her (abuelita) a coffee.
S/O to the they/them white person with tribal tattoos/facial markings who came into the cafe with a giant flag that said “unfair fat” with a ghost and was very loudly asking to talk to someone about why nobody knocked on her door about the bypass! what the fuck was that about it!