kuh-teer-ee

low on self esteem so you run on mac n cheese

[kuh-teer-ee @katerijean]

Ray-Ban glasses special offer, only $ 24,99 only today! https://t.co/5pidgbGYoN

[5SOS Updates! @FiveSOSAlertsWW]

@Michael5SOS If you want to leak 5SOS3 hit me up

[kuh-teer-ee @katerijean]

@dawnslight91 @AubHilliard @realDonaldTrump heck off deborah

[kuh-teer-ee @katerijean]

@Michael5SOS release it u stinky australians

[kuh-teer-ee @katerijean]

@Michael5SOS yea so release it you binch

[kuh-teer-ee @katerijean]

@BarackObama please come back

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[michael clifford @Michael5SOS]

an old guy and 2014 Ashton walk into a bar

[Teresa Yaw @TeresaYaw]

Hey @lisarinna you may have been rude to me just now on Ventura Blvd but guess what bitch I'm @shanedawson MOM so I got over it quickly!!!!!

[kuh-teer-ee @katerijean]

@Michael5SOS please release new music soon or ill cry thanks

[michael clifford @Michael5SOS]

happy 1st birthday to sounds good feels good

[Calum Hood @Calum5SOS]

So while i have time off I'm going to become a barista. Next time you see me I'll be serving you mocha frappuccinos at your local Starbucks.

[BigDawgBrep @Brep22]

Growing up with siblings be like:
Me: are those my sweatpants you have on?
Sib: they were in my room
Me: but my nigga are they yours though

[carol @carolinao23]

Growing up with siblings:
Mom: *just went grocery shopping* there's food in the fridge!
Me: God bless🙏🏼
*goes to fridge.0003 seconds later*