Katy

[kate @ilyktlyn]

when my wedding guests think it’s cake time but they bring out a ginormous bowl of banana pudding instead

[minh @MinhTran____]

Battle of the Bands happening in Queens tomorrow (The Strokes at Flushing Meadows vs. Geese at Forest Hills)

[Jack @GayLaVie]

RuPaul pushing a boulder: now sissyphus that walk!

[pprreezzoohh @pprreezzoohh]

so much had to happen for us to get here. this is one of the most beautiful tweets of all time

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

i love youtube

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

But do aliens believe in me

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

amc don’t give a fuck what you bring in that theater long as you got ya ticket

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

your hologram just fucking broke into my apartment

[ba da ba ba baa @tenthousund]

hamburger help her

[e ❦ @whimpermanence]

was just genuinely moved by a wind chime

[erin @erndromeda]

don’t talk to me while i’m eating carrots i’m not hearin a thing u say it’s so loud in here

[nessa @anemvas]

😭😭 and 😭😭 hannah 😭😭 einbinder 😭😭 half 😭😭 of 😭😭 this 😭😭 is 😭😭 yours 😭😭 honey 😭😭 half 😭😭 of 😭😭 this 😭😭 is 😭😭 yours 😭😭

[brian ♀ @prerecessiongrl]

whenever im out it feels like nobody else's hair is messy and windswept. are you all using hairspray and not telling me or what is going on

[Chloe 🆓🇵🇸 @XtrapolisLegs]

christ I’m glad to live in a walkable bikeable fuckable suckable city

[Cameron @realtayediggs__]

NYC will give you one of the best days of your life and immediately humble you w a 4 hour commute home because every single train that you normally would take is down

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ | streaming TDDUP 👻🌙 @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually