kate

… pisses me off!

[kate @katersgonkate]

so grateful for an ugly phase growing up because WOW I am so proud of the personality I developed

[kate @katersgonkate]

having an apostrophe in your last name causes issues in almost every important scenario in which a form needs to be filled out

[kate @katersgonkate]

if anyone discovers a perfume that encapsulates the aroma of chocolate teddy grahams, PLZ share the wealth

[kate @katersgonkate]

what I love most about people that aren’t and haven’t grown up wealthy - is that we are the most generous group of people I’ve ever encountered in my life.

[kate @katersgonkate]

@spotify you have some major explaining to do. why are Glen Powell & Sydney Sweeney front & center when I play Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield..? I did not sign up for this.

[kate @katersgonkate]

CALL IT - Jan 18, 2025. The first time every single one of my nails are the same length and shape, painted with no chips, smudges, or dents. Miracles happen.

[kate @katersgonkate]

It’s 2025 and the 1 decision I have not had one doubt or regret for 2 years and counting is microblading my eyebrows. Best cosmetic decision I’ve ever made hands-down. Also the 1 tattoo my grandmother approves of.

[kate @katersgonkate]

one of the greatest betrayals of my life was when Entenmann’s switched their GOATED concave-topped corn muffins to a basic version. it does not hit the same and is a true loss to the muffin community. R I P.

[kate @katersgonkate]

btw - what the hell happened to Kudos Bars? they were bomb

[kate @katersgonkate]

I think my favorite part about being an adult is that my parents still genuinely want to hear every detail when I’m getting kudos at work 💕

[kate @katersgonkate]

suffering from whiplash after dodging a cluster fly’s attempt to smack into my face is so pathetically on-brand.

[kate @katersgonkate]

@iAMFunk21 you’re so right- this has Eugene Krabs written all over it

[kate @katersgonkate]

Look- Disney+ absorbing Hulu is good in the grand streaming app consolidation schema.
HOWEVER, could they not have married Netflix/Max/Hulu and paired Paramount+/Disney+ instead? They even have the ‘+’ in common. The Hulu and Disney matchup is actually crazy.

[kate @katersgonkate]

in my 30 years on this planet, I’ve just gotta say it. I’m noticing mass favoritism of certain metric prefixes. when’s the last time you heard of volume in terms of deciliters? idk… food for thought.

[kate @katersgonkate]

I love how you can tell how much your tastes have evolved by your pizzeria order as a New Yorker. I’ve gone from sicilian, to a regular slice, a chicken roll, broccoli pinwheel, vodka slice, and finally settled on grandma as my go-to.

[kate @katersgonkate]

if my dreams could refrain from pulling the setting and characters from my actual high school experience, that would be bomb. plz & thx. x o x o.

[kate @katersgonkate]

some box dye for those bold enough, will multiply the bliss tenfold

[kate @katersgonkate]

feeling down? all you need to activate that serotonin is a pair of scissors and a couple inches of dead ends ready to be chopped

[kate @katersgonkate]

“Don’t be anxious!”
OMG YOU LITERAL GENIUS. Idk why I never thought to just …not be. Surely parting ways with the founding aspect of my entire brain should be a snap.

[kate @katersgonkate]

found my glasses from 12 years ago…
brb, painting the town red with my new SuperSight (a true crime marathon NOT squinting at the closed captioning)