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[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I wish more Chinese generals made delicious chicken and rice dishes

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

if i knew how to backflip that would be my response to everything

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

Going to Dunkin Donuts tomorrow morning

[miia @miiagarro]

if i ever post a man just know he paid for it and it's an ad

[Vivian @suchnerve]

DO NOT TRUST HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR LIFE ON A MONDAY MORNING

[jainormis @jainormis]

your future wife IS at the disgusting dive bar

[Neet @neet_sol]

can’t find a job i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat

[q _ q @quipflops]

call em claymation the way theyre trying to Stop my Motion

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Strangest Thing was me chasing you and not the bag

[SD2k16 @SMOKEDOPE2016]

Yall evr used ur dog as a napkin before

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

in my tony soprano era (having deeply symbolic dreams, eating large ice cream sundaes in front of the TV, having panic attacks, wearing ratty pajamas, failing to connect with those around me in meaningful ways)

[Richard “Richard Johnson” Johnson @Rich69Johnson]

She WONT be hearing from me tn #water #nobag #selflove #trusttheprocess #selfimprovement

[Ky $hiesty 🎲🥷🏿 @EastSideKeith_]

Typeshit

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

what part of "i need to save money" do i not understand