kate custis

extremely dysfunctional 23 year old female fueled by rage, podcasts, my dog, red wine and diet coke ❤️✨😌 • she/her/hers

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

@icanhearthekels I’m sorry take it off and BURN IT BECAUSE THIS IS ILLEGAL

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

@ms_hansen I love this mug! Where did you get it?!

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

peak humor

[Simon @SimonCustis]

Damn I was late for my sat and now I gotta take the lsat

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

Friendly reminder that if you have a desire to stay single and choose to not have children that it’s a completely valid choice and you also deserve all the happiness in the world despite what idiots like nelly say https://t.co/kpo8eDjFi6

[moog ᘓ ʻ̑ ˙̫ ʻ̑ ᘐ ꠹ @mooogcore]

mentally i’m here

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

Ok, we've seen enough. Checking out.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what.

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

#BREAKING: Joe Biden has selected Kamala Harris as his running mate.

She'll be the first African American nominated for vice president by a major party. https://t.co/ih1D5B0M6y

[ellie @catchfireswift]

avril lavigne was right ...... what the hell

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

nobody:
me in the uber at 3:36 am: so do u like driving

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

Twilight phases hit hard no matter the age I send you my thoughts and prayers

[ash @ashtynbuckets1]

Hello I am 24 and I am just now going through a Twilight phase thanks to @kates_akeeper and @MariaYepez_!!!!

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

I’m only halfway through midnight sun and I already cannot wait to start it over and read it again and that’s on using the twilight series to cope with my mental health

[echo @gender_enderr]

tattoos are simply stickers for the hydroflask that is your body

[GL @gldivittorio]

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

@xoabbs13 This actually made me laugh out loud

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

@xoabbs13 I literally watched 7 episodes straight of criminal minds and then I was like man I’m sort of bored with this let’s see what else I could watch!!!! And I immediately turned on new girl which I have in fact seen a total of 8 times all the way through lmfao I hate myself

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

Me: I don’t really watching movies because they’re too long and I don’t have the attention span for them :///

Also me: *watches 6 hours of the same tv show day after day*

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

@ashtynbuckets1 Especially twilight

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

You can't say covid-19 is so safe we can reopen schools then turn around and say it's too dangerous to have an election.