Kate🧎🏻‍♀️

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

I can’t wait until I get called for jury duty

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Never have I ever used these buttons correctly the first time

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

If I have a package out for delivery I literally cannot think straight

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Black sneakers have no purpose in this world. Can we please stop manufacturing immediately

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Bringing back the Target popcorn could reunite us as a country

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

The world if people zipper merged correctly

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Just remembered we got a new pope last year. Stuff like that doesn’t happen every day!!!!!!!

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Not a day goes by that I log into AWS and the interface is the same as it was the day before

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Seriously what the hell is H&R Block

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Finding out you were in the placebo group after an experiment is over is probably so embarrassing

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Hate it when other people’s iCloud contact photos show up on MY phone

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

My paper towel consumption is that of a billionaire’s

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

I genuinely have nothing in common with people who weren’t allowed watch Spongebob as a kid

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

When you see a bald man with a beard it really makes you think.

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Lack of screen brightness awareness is an epidemic

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

First 2026 Rebrand Committee meeting is in session

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Seeing a clever vanity plate can really make your day sometimes

[Kate🧎🏻‍♀️ @katesautel]

Lobotomy near me