kate 🖤

31 • She/Her • OB RN • Emo Mom 🩷 • @BrandonBartling
Probably reading, getting tattooed, or at a concert ✨🖤

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

We found my 18-year-old Jonas Brothers blanket in a box in the garage and my 5-year-old is obsessed with it 😭

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Eldest daughters when they don't achieve their goals: I'm a failure and embarrassment to my family and don't deserve happiness

Eldest daughters when they finally achieve their goals: ok

[bisexual laura palmer @meanwhile666]

the neighbourhood literally wrote sweater weather

[Steph ❤️‍🔥 @flllywithme]

DO 🗣️ YOU 🗣️ REMEMBER 🗣️ THE 🗣️ SUMMER 🗣️ SHE 🗣️ GAVE 🗣️ YOU 🗣️ HER 🗣️ NUMBER 🗣️ ON 🗣️ THE 🗣️ BACK 🗣️ OF 🗣️ THAT 🗣️ CD 🗣️ THAT 🗣️ SHE 🗣️ BURNED 🗣️ LAST 🗣️ SPRING🗣️ LISTEN 🗣️ WHEN 🗣️ SAD 🗣️ AND 🗣️ THEN 🗣️ CALL 🗣️ ME

[gati ⍟ @youIovemelikexo]

Unfortunately, I am perfectly content with seeing the Jonas Brothers perform the same 20 songs over and over again for the rest of my life.

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Officially 40 pounds down 🙌🏻

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Things I’ve said to my cats this week that I’ve also probably said to newborn babies:
“Hello handsome, I missed you over the last 12 hours!”
“You’re so chunky but you’re still the most beautiful girl!”

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

I have issues 🤷🏼‍♀️ Jonas show number 16 and 17

[Toxie Havok @ToxieHavok]

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Anytime anyone says they’re “unbothered,” it immediately tells me they’re HELLA bothered 🤣

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

@haileydowse My oldest daughter started cheer this year and the uniform alone was $200 🙃🙃🙃 and then they’re both doing dance and also want to do basketball and tennis like CAN Y’ALL CHILL???

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

I had my first day of orientation yesterday and I got to watch 2 beautiful little girls come into the world and all I can say is this is going to be a HUGE problem for my husband 😅

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

My kids are deep in a Katseye phase and if I hear “Like a bag of Takis, I’m legit” one more time I’m going to end it all.

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

My 5-year-old originally told me she wants her next birthday to be @jonasbrothers themed but she has now decided that she specifically wants it to be A Very Jonas Christmas theme so mama’s gotta get creative 😅

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Tonight is my last night working on ortho before I start my L&D job AND THEY FUCKING FLOATED ME

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Both of my girls are officially in school 😭

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

And honestly, I still wish you nothing but the best. I know that you're still self-obsessed. I hear the wicked get no rest but when you do, I hope you'll dream of me.

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Alexa, play “Push It” by Salt-n-Pepa 🩷💙👶🏼🩺

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Chop chop ✂️✂️✂️

[kate 🖤 @kateseeker]

Lowkey my favorite part of having kids is school supply shopping 😭