My momma is Trinity the Truck, my dada Thomas the Tank Engine, I'm from Alabama, I love Erika Kirk and back in the Victorian era at my nursery Shuga Cane performed for us!
#AmyAnneMondays postage coming soon! Excited, she always says some wacky shit, I bet that spaz got shaken as a baby and that's why she's funnier than the Pastor at the Baptist church I went to growing up (in the 1910s)!
Hey! I don't know you but I must know the news immediately. I am on the shitter but I love me a good story! At my ripe age of 125 everything is entertaining, my name is Katemine actually though, please get it right next time young lady.
I swear shit and piss isn't my life. I'm just geriatric. I'm so much more than my excrement... I'm a veteran, blue collar wife, cop, writer, singer, jewelry maker, pornstar, petty thief, and ethical scammer! Though, I do shit a lot, and aggressively, I'm on the bucket right now.
Now selling vintage, used underwear on eBay and Vinted! The Museum of Nuclear Science deemed it too much of a biohazard to be exhibited, and demanded to study it, but I don't do stuff for free!
It wasn't a chair it was the DESK! I crouched over the teachers desk and shat out MAGMA! Nobody cares for history, that's why it's repeating. Maybe I should re-shit mine too! 😉
Fun fact the kids back in Kate's high school use to call her volcano ass because it wouldnt stop erupting with hot steaming dookie. She once burnt a hole through the chair after eating enchiladas. They've been dead for 60 years so I guess kate won in the end.