Kate's spy

Have been following the royals since 1980. Picture is my own from Canada Day in 2011!

[Kate's spy @katesspy]

@WontTreadOnMe @WallStreetApes @elonmusk and could you please help find cures to diseases so my kid can break free from monthly injections of Dupixent just to be able to breathe

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@SabinehazanMD @trialsitenews So what’s the best source to get more in our diet?

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Norway brought their own fish to the World Cup, and America took it personally.

Roughly five hundred and eighty kilos of it, flown across the Atlantic by a chef who has cooked for the team for thirty five years. Salmon, trout, halibut, brown cheese, a hundred kilos of Jarlsberg, king crab, snow crab, the lot. Four meals a day for sixty people, all shipped into a country with more food than anywhere on earth, on the apparent grounds that none of it could be trusted.

You can see their point. They landed in the nation that looked at cheese and invented a version that comes in a spray can. That looked at bread and made it sweeter than cake. That put corn syrup in the salad dressing and called the bin lorry a food truck. Somewhere in Greensboro there is a team chef who took one look at the local options and quietly ordered a pallet of halibut.

The internet decided this was arrogance. Searches for the Norway diet went up by thousands of percent. A journalist actually asked the coach whether they had enough fish to last to the final, which is the single most Norwegian sentence ever spoken at a press conference.

And here is the joke underneath it. A team eating fresh fish and real cheese has become an international talking point, a novelty, a faintly eccentric Viking eating disorder. Not because it is strange. Because everyone else is running on gels, powders and a fizzy drink the colour of a warning label, and a plate of actual food now looks like performance art.

Norway play England on Saturday. Whatever the score, the fish has already made its point. Turns out the marginal gain the sports scientists keep hunting for was just food that hadn't been to a factory.

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

Today, on America’s 250th birthday, Susan and I are celebrating by giving $250 each to the first 25 million qualifying American children who sign up for their @InvestAmerica24 @TrumpAccounts.

This makes every child a shareholder in the greatest prosperity-creating engine the world has ever known — American capitalism. Through this public-private partnership, we’re giving the next generation a real stake in our economy and a path to the American Dream: education, a first home, starting a business, and building lasting wealth.

It unites us all in hope and optimism for every child’s future.

Happy 250th Birthday, America! 🇺🇸

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[Vani Hari @thefoodbabe]

Before you rip open a bag of Doritos at your July 4th cookout... read this.

[Kate's spy @katesspy]

@ValerieAnne1970 It’s hard enough to afford the frankenchicken let alone the high priced independent farm chicken.

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@DanBurmawy @KatyTalento Is every other kid able to follow the rules? I used to blame the teachers too bc I didn’t want to believe it was MY kid who was wrong… 20 years later, it’s my kid who has issues

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@RosannaInvests Thanks for your insight. How do you reconcile this with someone like Zeberg who keeps scaring the crap out of me

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@FinanceLancelot Try some French Netflix, family business or the agency

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@Michael2812 @BourbonCap Yesterday I wanted to buy $SNDK and said let me wait a day… that was a bad call

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@IOHK_Charles Won’t happen bc the victim is white

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@NaturallyFTW Any suggestions for polyps? I’ve tried homeopathy and a functional MD and nothing works

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@stockmom How can we learn from you?

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@JeffWeniger My @LendingClub account gets me 4%

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@charliebilello Why?

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@NikolausMoore @ChrisCamillo So you’re buying chicken farmers

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@Wejolyn So what are we supposed to do? Every single thing is poison

[Jack Danger @JackDangerLIVE]

Dad, what were Democrats like in the 1990s?

Volume up 🎧

[Meriwether Farms @MeriwetherFarms]

DON’T CARE WHO WE OFFEND BY SAYING THIS BUT HOSTILE FOREIGN NATIONS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO PURCHASE OUR PRECIOUS AMERICAN FARMLAND

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[Kate's spy @katesspy]

@dividendology I’ll be retired in 10 years and don’t have nearly that