Kate AKA Elbows

mum, nanny, wife, wannabe golfer and monkey hater.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

Here’s an oxymoron for you @sky customer service! Over an hour on their “chat” system and then they close without resolving it. Out of the country so can’t phone. Utterly useless!

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@RobertMSterling My sister called pencils pentacksils, and spoons pingys so that stuck. Bemuses newcomers to the family no end. My son couldn’t pronounce hard c’s and k’s as a kid so he would ask for a blatfurrant drink. That’s stuck too. See also gubs for gloves but I think that’s universal.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@JohnTerrysDog @Heritagecricket I believe the course was started to be laid out then abandoned when planning permission for the clubhouse wasn’t granted.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@Heritagecricket And the feels like temp.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@Heritagecricket Show the wind speeds for Sunday. I’m staying home!

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@ambergambler_ Done mine for years. Occasionally I’ve gone to the hairdressers to get it done and regretted it. They never get right to the roots so you immediately look like you need it done again.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@squashies1 more stickies than squashies 😢

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@zheinold1014 Cheers!

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@LPaulson7 @zheinold1014 I have so many photos from that course. Especially from the holes that are no longer there. The views were great. Had my first eagle on one of them (just after hitting my longest ever drive).

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@zheinold1014 We stay right by the Phoenician when in town too. Used to live at wickenburg ranch so slightly biased about it. Myself and husband were first club champs (slight smug face).

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@RevRichardColes @BootsUK Keep an eye out for shelf prices that change when you get to the tills cos they haven’t removed the “special offer” tickets. If you challenge it, the staff will reduce to the sale price and blame lack of staff for them not being up to date.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@Glastomichelle Little more muted in Fife but still beautiful. Shame about next door’s washing.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@larainenewman Living in a huge house but making up the sofa when someone comes to stay or when the husband is in the doghouse.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@royhdennis About 5 plums on our tree here in NE Fife, Scotland. All bruised and rotting before ripe. Masses of apples though. Polar opposite of last year.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@Top100Rick This morning’s 5:30 alarm should answer that question. There was FROST!

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@ambergambler_ It’s a great game. Tests your patience and messes with your mind but when you hit a great shot; it makes it worth it. I play 4-5 times a week. Started 14 years ago. I love being out in nature and having a chat with people I may never have met otherwise.

[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

Dear Scottish restaurants/pubs; something other than Mac and cheese to eat as the vegetarian option would be appreciated. Gets a bit boring when it’s the only option EVERYWHERE!

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[Kate AKA Elbows @katestas]

@golferscbd 8.9 handicap here who would like to have another weapon to help me defeat my husband. Thanks!