Kate Story

Self-proclaimed rockstar

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Today I hate everyone ,try me tomorrow.

[Kate Story @katestory]

Maybe some toothpicks in bulk? Put them in your pockets?

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Whatcha gonna buy?!

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"Man, I got so mad at my dogs today that I gave them the finger" 🖕🏼-@DustinMaynord

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Skinny bitches don't bowl very well.

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So glad the "CDMG" promo code exists when I feel like getting down on some pizza 😜🍕 and supporting @CDMGOK @PapaJohns

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@ErinWilson20 @ZacIsSwell his baby!!

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"She showed me her SMOKING PATCH. I thought she was trying to show me her titty." -Chad

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"I've been doing my kegels, so I'm probably ready" -@ZacIsSwell
On who is getting pregnant first

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@ErinWilson20 like sometimes I'm scared to even start them because I don't have the time... I don't have the fucking time.😶

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"What you need? You lookin for a squeeze piece?" -@ErinWilson20

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"You LOOK like you taste like a fruity pebble"-@ErinWilson20

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"I forgot my selfie stick I'm so pissed!" -@ErinWilson20 #NYE2016

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You'll never know if you don't know now 💗

[Kate Story @katestory]

Some people aren't loyal to you, they are loyal to the NEED of you. And once their needs change, so does their loyalty. 🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Kate Story @katestory]

If I were a boy, I'd put myself first