Kate Stous

Cat Lady | Weird Al Enthusiast | Harry Potter lover | obsessed with the enneagram
*All opinions are my own

[Kate Stous @katestous]

can't wait to try these Bare Republic goodies sent to me by Influenster

[Kate Stous @katestous]

@EvanBlandOWH You're saying this isn't safe?

[Kate Stous @katestous]

So @MoviePass was awesome for the first two weeks we had it. And then suddenly it's the worst.

[Kate Stous @katestous]

What the heck is going on with @MoviePass ? Haven't been able to check in for a movie in over a week. I keep wasting time going to the theatre and getting no help from support.

[Kate Stous @katestous]

@MoviePass_CS I was told that you would manually check me in when I chatted, but now I keep getting an automated message and the conversation ends. What the heck? 3rd time I've gone to a theatre and not been able to get tickets

[Kate Stous @katestous]

@united We took off more than 5 hours after our scheduled departure

[Kate Stous @katestous]

. @united our flight from ORD to LNK has been delayed more than 5 hours. Now the gate agent is citing weather while our app says maintenance. Is there anything you can do to help make this right?

[Kate Stous @katestous]

@united 4807

[Kate Stous @katestous]

Gotta the #30in30twistmepretty braid going on today @twistmepretty https://t.co/h21nALYMCv

[Kate Stous @katestous]

Solid gold from @FauxPelini
"If someone asks you something and you don’t know, a useful thing to say is “I don’t know.” Many people are afraid to say these words — I don’t know why, but I do know that they are exhausting." https://t.co/4P4XsMke0y

[Kate Stous @katestous]

This is life https://t.co/eEqzEaRiMB

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: https://t.co/L0ZnOdqANz

[Kate Stous @katestous]

When you know you've done a good job on a conversion: social media is utterly silent.

[Kate Stous @katestous]

@southwestair I am supposed to be on flight 3297 PHX to OMA tonight but it's extremely delayed and I'm worried about cancellation - is there anyone to get rebooked for tomorrow's flight at noon?

[Kate Stous @katestous]

One week! https://t.co/zeDdxTXQZu

[unionbanktrust @UnionBankTrust]

You spoke, and we listened. We are excited to roll out the new UBTgo featuring the same functionality on all devices. https://t.co/fUZYf6bwwA
#TakenCareOf

[Kate Stous @katestous]

@JamesStevenson Especially like that

[Kate Stous @katestous]

Fact: if you are an adult woman who carries a backpack, I am a fan of yours.

[Kate Stous @katestous]

Pro tip: if you give a wut about how something is going to turn out, pay attention in the meetings, learn the technical lingo and don't wait until the last minute to speak up

[Kate Stous @katestous]

On a completely unrelated note, I freaking love this cat.

[Kate Stous @katestous]

I'm also pretty certain you can pass the drivers exam without reading the manual.

[Kate Stous @katestous]

I mean, maybe they don't know how to read. But that doesn't seem likely because people are typing responses. It's that they really just want to crawl into your lap and have you read it out loud to them. And get them a glass of milk and a cookie while you're at it.