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a smirking block of domestic feta

[katie @katesxo]

@DeniseConn24 Thanks, you too!!

[katie @katesxo]

@DeniseConn24 I haven’t gotten anything yet either! Hopefully they’re still rolling out 🤞🏻🤞🏻

[katie @katesxo]

@TMIrelandHelp I have a couple of questions about the Taylor Swift presale 😬 could you please DM me?

[katie @katesxo]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Scarf! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[katie @katesxo]

@Delta @Starbucks I’ve been trying to link my accounts for days. I log in and verify my skymiles + Starbucks accounts and then get this error message ☹️

[katie @katesxo]

@KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool concerning it took a week of post-shave getting called hot for him to actively try to end it all in an excruciating manner

[katie @katesxo]

The sheer number of stuffed dogs + bedazzled yogas 2007 me could’ve purchased with a $500 VS Pink gift card would have changed my entire life trajectory

[Pat @BarstoolPAT]

You can only chose one. The amount is $500…

[katie @katesxo]

@rejectedjokes From getting run over by to being presented by, it was always Lexus

[katie @katesxo]

I guess my coworkers don’t listen to the same podcasts I do/aren’t tired of thinking about baseball ??

[katie @katesxo]

Couldn’t be me announcing on a zoom call that our rapid tests are coming from the dick swipe company

[katie @katesxo]

Me immediately after emailing an RD

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Announcement - My Diet has officially begun.

[katie @katesxo]

Mixed emotions

[Rick Westhead @rwesthead]

Fenway Sports Group, the company that owns the Boston Red Sox, may complete a deal this week to buy the Pittsburgh Penguins, @WSJ reports.
The Pens have been owned by Ron Burkle and Mario Lemieux since 1999.
https://t.co/ITUpjzsBcB

[katie @katesxo]

Taking a shower illuminated by your iPhone flashlight > taking a candlelit bath

[katie @katesxo]

I hate it here

[katie @katesxo]

@JackKennedy When I found myself rooting for her to drown is the moment I knew I needed to exit Shondaland

[katie @katesxo]

@kt_marieee13 @thehalara Also a heads up, it took about 2.5 weeks to arrive

[katie @katesxo]

@kt_marieee13 @thehalara no prob, I got an XL. I’m a 36 D/DD and 14 in jeans

[katie @katesxo]

I’m not like other girls, I listen to Billy Joel...in the evening!!

[katie @katesxo]

Spotify collects so much data just to do the absolute least with it