I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud.

Hyperfixating is on my resume. Fraud-hater. Oracle.
Everything stated is solely my opinion, spoken on behalf of myself based on my experience. I like gifs.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

Just FYI, I spend equal moments being brilliant/insightful as I do spitting profanity-laden diatribes regarding banking/justice at tv/phone screens. Both require me to be educated/well read but only one gets me shushed because my husband is on a work call.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

I'm uninstalling Twitter from my phone y'all. I can't deal with the stress anymore. I'll be back eventually but I just need away time. Peace.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

Ffs.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

Fuck yeah.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

PRESIDENTIAL RACE CALL: #Virginia is projected to go for @KamalaHarris, adding 13 electoral votes to her total, according to @newsnation / @DecisionDeskHQ. Candidates need 270 votes to win. #Election2024 Live updates: https://t.co/tRTV4eXIjU

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

It's all we have ok.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Everyone is doom scrolling like it’s a competitive sport

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

Fucking ew. Expected. But still.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

TENNESSEE RACE CALLED: Incumbent Republican Sen. @MarshaBlackburn is projected to win reelection in the #TNSenate race, according to @NewsNation / @DecisionDeskHQ. #Election2024 #Tennessee Live Updates: https://t.co/ydT5ksHtYD

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Hey Ohio, what's going on

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

America's mayor everyone.

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Beep Beep! ‘Bankrupt’ Rudy Giuliani Drives to the Polls in Car He Was Ordered to Surrender
https://t.co/kThdNWPOaZ

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

@DrewTripp Dear sweet baby Jesus I can hear my ancestors yelling at me to loosen the lugs while it's on the ground so it doesn't slide off the jack and watching this makes them furious.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger extends hours at 12 polling locations following bomb threats traced back to Russia.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

Wanking is a universal language.

[Gideon Rachman @gideonrachman]

A usually reliable source tells me that the North Korean soldiers who have deployed to Russia have never had unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they are gorging on pornography.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

This feels like when the hyenas attack Scar at the end of the lion king.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Meanwhile, Joe Arpaio and Candace Owens are fighting over who should get credit for a conspiracy.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

VERMONT RACE CALLED: Incumbent Independent Sen. @BernieSanders is projected to win reelection in the #VTSenate race, according to @NewsNation / @DecisionDeskHQ. #Election2024 #Vermont Live Updates: https://t.co/MDiqTXM62X

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

Ew.

[NewsNation @NewsNation]

PRESIDENTIAL RACE CALL: #SouthCarolina is projected to go for @realDonaldTrump, adding 9 electoral votes to his total, according to @newsnation / @DecisionDeskHQ. Candidates need 270 votes to win. #Election2024 Live updates: https://t.co/ohWZsFzcWQ

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

@projectowlosint We are very stressed.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN WITH BIDNESS TO TAKE CARE OF Y'ALL.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

WHO IS THIS DIVA

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

@elizfarrell Im deeply offended by the socks with slides combo.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

@Jxck_Sweeney @airplaneian Plausible deniability. His stockholders are watching.

[I'd Love to Examine Your Fraud. @katetheflake]

This is AMAZING!

[NCDOT Western Mts @NCDOT_Westmtn]

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