Kate Yeazel

professional athlete, amateur human being // Sporting Clube de Portugal

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

Hey friends! These are hard times for everyone, but especially farmers. My dad and I have launched a new business for our family farm - Yeazel’s Dairy! Family farm tours, a farm store, and Sponsor A Cow! Please take a second & check out our site 🤗🐮

https://t.co/zpBRWeG2dR

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

@monicawignot Is.... is it 2012?

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

You now have an uninterrupted month to freely wear your retainers all day every day w/ no judgement. Use this time to straighten out the lil guys

(Should be noted - the first few days are... unpleasant, depending on just how long you recklessly disobeyed your orthodontist) (2/2)

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

Niche hot tip: if you had braces, yet blatantly ignored wearing your retainers at night for months on end (me)... your orthodontist probably told you that you need to wear them all day for a month. I refused to go in public w/ retainers, to my own mouths demise. Good news! (1/2)

[Guilt Chamberlain @dzplmr]

“DONT FUCK WITH PITT WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MEDICINE SHIT” - me, a graduate from the college of general studies

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

So... since supermarkets are sold out and all that, I can just tell my nutritionist that all they had left was ice cream and chicken nuggets, right?

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

@dzplmr I had the EXACT same experience, along with people blaming me (a commit, not even a student yet) for ruining their brackets :/

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

@monicawignot Super bowel lolz

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

Ok watching Brooklyn 99 and @thedeanwinters (The Vulture) just said “stupid beepers” which is truly shocking because he is also Dennis Duffy THE BEEPER KING

Well played, NBC

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

Who has the dominant nose in your relationship? I am the squishy submissive nose, and João is clearly the stronger and more dominant nose

(Noses have no reflection on actual personalities within the relationship ™️)

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

Today, December 24th, a mere 12 hours from Christmas Day... my boyfriend said “oh I guess I should ask, is there anything you want for Christmas?”

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

I’ve seen more tweets about “idiot democrats are all posting about Trump being impeached, and he isn’t yet, idiots” than I have posts from said idiot Democrats about Trump being impeached

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

There’s an app in Portugal called “Too Good To Go” that, in the hour before a cafe/restaurant closes, you can buy a bag of food that would’ve been thrown out for a fraction of the price. I live above a Danish Pastry Shop. I’ve eaten 4 danishes and a focaccia today. Send help 😅

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

US citizens to UK citizens post-election:

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

The longer I go without using @duolingo, the more and more passive aggressive they become

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Pitt Volleyball @Pitt_VB]

HAIL 2️⃣ PITT.

🔷highest ranking in program history.
🔷all-time highest ranking for an @ACCVolleyball program.

and we're not done yet.

#H2P

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

@Pitt_VB 💖

[Kate Yeazel @katetheyeazel]

@duolingo is ruining my relationship bc I’m trying to learn Portuguese for my Portuguese boyfriend but Duolingo only teaches Brazilian Portuguese & that’s VERY different than Portuguese Portuguese so when I say words I’ve learned he gets mad because tHaTs BrAziLiAn nOt PoRtUgUeSE