Kate Wilhelm

UX leader and strategist. Mentor. Girl geek. Karate student. Knee-deep in the hoopla.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Me: Is that a bird or a squirrel? I think it's a squirrel.

Barista: I was trying to make a swan.

Me: Well, oat milk is a difficult medium.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Looking forward to more impressive pitches this year. So wonderful to see my stepfather's spirit and values reflected so beautifully.

[Conestoga College @ConestogaC]

Join the Conestoga Entrepreneurship Collective Festival from Oct. 26-27 to learn more about entrepreneurship and the CEC’s programs. Entrepreneurs will present during the Wilf Rieck Pitch Day on Oct. 26 for a chance to win $5,000. Register to attend: https://t.co/uR8jTeRypn

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

If I didn't make bad puns, I would have no original content in my social feeds.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

R: Mom, doesn't Archie look pretty?

Me: Very fetching.

R: ....

Me: Hahahahahahaha, get it?!?!?

R: ....

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

L: Archie buddy, you need to go into your kennel for 15 minutes.

Me: For ruffing.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Gosh, it's embarrassing when I forget how to spell my name in the signature that I didn't provide because I wasn't home for the delivery.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Me: I have a tendency to laugh at my own jokes. Is that a bad character trait?

Kid: It's not... a commendable one.

Me: You get your tact from me.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Perhaps one of my favourite voice-to-text messages, if only for the word ogle: “Hey there Kate, happy Monday this is Kevin with eggs. Ogle business intelligence. Give me a callback if you have a quick moment. #-203-800-#### ext 1####. Thank you so much. Have a great day.”

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Hello Representative, my name is Customer. Thank you for the personalized service. #placeholders #chatbots #conversationdesign

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Well, I didn't. But someone did 5 years after this post.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

I'm going to create an account for epigrammic statements and bon mots and call it @misspithypants.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Haircut at @LaLumaGuelph in T-minus 2 days!

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

Stages of my Covid hair:

1. Scruffy Kate
2. Feral Kate
3. Florence Henderson
4. Justin Bieber
5. Surfer Dude
6. Martha Stewart

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

@sharonlamsy Thank you! Researching your insight landed me on a site called "fungusfactfriday", which has some interesting information.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

I have never seen such delicate and enchanting fungi.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

@erinsteed29 Yes, a few. And still some to be discovered in the ceiling tiles, I think.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

When I heard the guys talking downstairs, I asked the contractor to send me a picture. This is what I got.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

@ssimon One is plenty!

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

A uniquely Canadian solution for a temporary toilet flange cover.

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

We're hiring a UX researcher. It's a great opportunity to contribute to a practice that gets to conduct strategic, exploratory, and usability research in the education space. Plus, it's a pretty great team!

#lifeatd2l #uxresearcher https://t.co/E0dD01MjBn

[Kate Wilhelm @katewilhelm]

The dreaded couch serpent.