Kate Windheuser

Professional ninja, female chaotic void. She/her. Obsessed with baking bread and petting cats. Opinions my own, thx. 515 to 303.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

I've gone to that other site...bye bye Twitter. I'm under katekaos there.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Spending the last 2 mornings on the phone fighting with @FedEx because they lied that they "attempted" to deliver my new phone yesterday morning WHEN BOTH OF US WERE HOME and then lied that they would have it rescheduled for delivery today is making me very, VERY fighty.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

@Franz_Ferdinand Always and forever since 2004. The bass line on 40' is a thing I aspire to. Thank you guys so much for playing in Denver on your greatest hits tour...was the first time I saw you guys live and was perfect.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

@Babylon_Dreams As someone what is white as fuck whose friends are of many colors: agreed

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Why does the quarterback for the Bengals remind me of the Haunted Victorian Pony meme? He looks 15 and haunted to me.

#SuperBowlLVI #Bengals

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Literally logged in just to see if this was real and if so vote yes

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

A) yes,I'm still here

B) who in the actual f%@kery...

[Rusti Rollings 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊🌻 @rufkutdiamnd]

@MarkHamill @meidasjordy

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#VotingIsHowWeSaveOurCountry 🗳️☑️🌊👍🙏

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Please Like Me https://t.co/tumXhysqFW

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

We'll, it's been a decent run and I'll probably leave this up, but it's time to say bye to Twitter, I think, given recent developments. I'll be on Instagram (a)katekaos.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

I'm sorry, what?

https://t.co/8oj55OZOqx

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

I'm just now watching the new Dr. Who episode The Power of the Doctor and I'm half through and if anything happens to Ace or Tegan I'll cry.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Taking a break from cramming AWS knowledge into my brain for strategic lunch and drinks with my ride or die bestie who did not get the memo about not working through their lunch...

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Happiness is a warm, purring kitty who wants nothing more in life than to snuggle with you constantly when you've just come home from a multi day trip.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

It's my second to last day at my current job and I can't get the One Day More song from Les Miserables out of my head. Send halp.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

The boyfriend being gone until Friday means tonight I am having couple beers at our favorite neighborhood bar, then delivery Taco Bell, a horror movie while organizing my basement craft area and giving the cat an unwanted manipedi, and video games in bed untill I pass out. Win.

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Updates on living in a fancy house: water coming in your basement means a very expensive hole should be dug and in related news, I've literally never been so happy in my life to shower...

[Kate Windheuser @katewindheuser]

Fun questions for a Sunday: Where did the bottle of vodka in our freezer that we both assumed the other one bought come from?