Kate

Bellend

[Charlie Pelé Hodgson @chodgson2002]

Middlesbrough in advanced talks to sign 21-year-old Premier League star.

✍️ - @_The72

#Boro #UTB #Spurs #Championship

https://t.co/aubWZ9BIQS

[jynx @jynxbby]

i be making a grown man pinky promise me

[m🎀 @cheesecakeo_16]

Being a woman is hard You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when you on aux and your weird songs start playing

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“wtf was i about to google?”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your song comes on and you’re about to hit that mf word to word

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

this is how planning things with my friends go

[Jenni @hashjenni]

fuckin hate it when im tryna spell a word and my phone can’t do it either

[Jenni @hashjenni]

*Work starts at 8:00*
Me at 7:58

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

"ur so boring" bro i just dont like you

[JD @JadahDerice]

it’s me & my notes app against the world

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“tea is nasty, its for old people”

me:

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

you really only know how drunk you are when you’re peeing

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“We still going tonight?”

Me:

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after spending all my money because I had a bad day: