kt 🥸

my sweater is ralph lauren, and i have no pants

[kt 🥸 @kateylewser]

can we have a round of applause for Me in Yellow:

[kt 🥸 @kateylewser]

LMAO MELANIE AND SINCERE WANT THEIR FIRST DATE TO BE AT PENN’S LANDING??????

[kt 🥸 @kateylewser]

you actually could make Gilmore Girls today because it’s not going to be on Netflix anymore soon

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

you couldn’t make golden girls today because they’re all dead

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

20 years later and she never lied

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Every time I see a tweet of this genre I hear George Costanza yelling this in my head

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

The Rhode Island Housewives traveling for their finale party on a commuter ferry is soooo 1st season Housewives coded

Love it 😂💙😂 #RHORI

[jezz @JezziiB]

Elizabeth Warren’s proposed 3% tax on people with over $100M in wealth would generate $30B in revenue each year on Elon Musk’s fortune alone. That’s about how much the US spends each year on affordable housing subsidies.

Tax. The. Rich.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

MY MAYOR ILLITERATE
MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE
MY PRINCESS IS DI
FLY EAGLES FLY

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I will fly to Fiji, swim up to the back of the island to HAND DELIVER footage of Sincere talking about how much he preferred kissing Sol and how she was a breath of fresh air to Melanie! Like let me go get a drone or something.

[َ @ungodlywests]

all sincere do is lie and steal aniya’s hair products omg

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[god’s baby @hostileworm]

it’s so fucking funny that ashley iaconetti was considered the unhinged one when she was in the bachelor franchise and now she looks extremely normal in comparison to her coworkers on real housewives of rhode island

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

2016: I use technology every day, and I love it.

2026: I want a job as a park ranger who only needs a flip phone.

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

Cassie will walk into the room with a gun and shoot Maddy. Then Rue will come in and shoot Cassie. Then alamo will come in and shoot rue and Maddy just in case right before Lexi comes in and shoots Alamo. And they’ll just play mmm whatcha say the whole time

[trans judeo-bolshevik @transjewtalian]

every character finds themselves in an office building and it zooms out to be the twin towers on 9/11

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[kt 🥸 @kateylewser]

i approve of lala kent being back on my tv this one single time as she yells at danny