katherine🦋

If ya ain't first, yer last

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

"No, Stop and Shop is not a date."

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

"I don't wanna hear it, twinkle toes. You could hang-glide with a Dorito."

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

@ralphpowers51 Hannah Montana was a girl on a Disney show and French Montana is a rapper 🤣 no relation

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

"Are you singing a French Montana song?"

"Who is that? Hannah Montana's brother?"

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

"Now let's make sure I put diesel fuel in this."
"What will happen if you didn't?"
"Oh, the entire barn will blow up."

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

Tell me your dog is spoiled without telling me your dog is spoiled:

Hyde just barked at the counter because he knows there's prosciutto up there 🙄

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

"That's why I think she just needs to be a psychedelic support dog."

"...psychiatric?"

"..."

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

"my spotify wrapped sucks" bro YOU listened to that music 😭

[Ashley @ashcambam]

I love baggy jeans <3

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

When the recipe calls for one clove of garlic this is what I think it should mean

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

We don't talk about what my claw clip looks like from the back

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

Going to sleep with a cold is so inconvienient. Like, lord, please let me clear out my sinuses well enough that I don't sound like someone's 11 year old bulldog and wake the whole neighborhood

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

hitting these Massachusetts streets in the freshly washed Dunkies kicks… nobody can tell me a god damn thing

[𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒾𝓀𝒶 @moodoffduty]

when they say that fashion is not art, show them this

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

@Javon_SP I'm Crying

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

Aldi cashiers are the Chik-fil-a employees of the grocery world

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

Hot take, but it's about time that everyone stops acting like Nickelback isn't good

[Amy Nuara, NBCT (she/ella) @ProfeDeAngelo]

Potentially unpopular opinion: if you can’t teach the whole curriculum without homework, your curriculum is the problem. Kids aren’t“quiet quitting” by expecting to only do work @ school. After 7-8 hrs of work, they should expect to protect their peace & find joy when they leave

[Joanne L. Molinaro, The Korean Vegan @thekoreanvegan]

If someone gives you shit for eating mayo just call it EYE-OH-LEE.

[katherine🦋 @katfrand]

"Can ye spare a pence👉🏼👈🏼?!"