Kat Geltch (Imoh)

ONE-LINER COMIC. SHORT STORY AUTHOR. FULL-TIME FACE PULLER.

❤️ @ajdjdeckmaster

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

I’m KAT — an AUSSIE COMIC, AUTHOR, AND PUBLIC FIGURE, based in HERVEY BAY.
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[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

Aussies are fed up with our politicians – and a bold plan could see them replaced by a device that’s sitting in your pocket right now.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

@official_Disman OPENING YOUR LEGS comes with TERMS AND CONDITIONS — even a CONDOM has a disclaimer.

[Obi @az_obi]

Choices you made in life determine the type of result you get in your life later

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

@Eugic001 A SKIN CONDITION isn’t AIDS. Thankfully, MEDICINE still requires more than a PHOTOGRAPH and an IMAGINATION.

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@234jonn Bro thinks ECZEMA IS AN STI because he’s never touched a TEXTBOOK or a WOMAN.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my PARTNER & my BEST FRIEND.

LIFE was pretty BORING until I MET YOU. You came into my life and changed everything in ways I never expected. You make me LAUGH, you drive me CRAZY, and somehow you still manage to be my FAVOURITE PERSON.

I’m so GRATEFUL for YOU X

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

@BabatundeFavo18 Beautiful.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

He had BIG DREAMS of opening his own FASHION HOUSE and RESTAURANT —

IBEE WAS INNOCENTLY ACCUSED — then WRONGFULLY TORTURED AND MURDERED after being falsely accused of stealing an iPHONE 12.

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[OLUWA SEUN @Oluwaseun__0]

25yrs Old Unijos graduate & IBRAHIM MBAYA planked to dæth by friends over missing iphone 11 in an Apartment. Police makes rrest

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

Why do WOMEN get the COOCHIE problems, but MEN act like they OWN one? — a DESIGN flaw.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

I NEVER THOUGHT this could HAPPEN — but HERE WE ARE. I STILL haven't READ the INSTRUCTIONS.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

LINK IN BIO!!!

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

My HUSBAND is 6'11". I'm 5'9". We manage to have arguments on DIFFERENT ALTITUDES.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

I’M THAT GIRL who can change a CAR TYRE with LONG NAILS and HIGH HEELS — BREAKDOWNS don’t care about the DRESS CODE.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

ARE YOU READY for this girl to UNLEASH?

COMIC. AUTHOR. PUBLIC FIGURE.

Now I’m JAM PACKED from JUNE right through to the END OF SEPTEMBER — live shows, projects, appearances, and more.

KAT Xo

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE is APOLOGISING to the BLOKE who just SPILLED your BEER… starting a FIGHT sounds like too much EFFORT.

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

I SHIT YOU NOT, Sharon.

I might go back to BED.

Fuck it.

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I FINALLY survived the CICADA virus—next, the GRASSHOPPER, WAX ON, WAX OFF, COVID wasn’t ENOUGH!

[Kat Geltch (Imoh) @katgeltchiscool]

Women should lead POLITICS—we can FOLD FITTED SHEETS, men leave DIRTY SOCKS on the FLOOR. Case closed.

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@tiannah_tee His behaviour is ABUSE because it’s about CONTROL, COERCION & HARM. You were CRYING in pain and he kept going—that’s NON-CONSENSUAL. Calling it “PUNISHMENT” is about DOMINANCE, not love. Making you afraid to say no, then INSULTING you? That’s EMOTIONAL ABUSE.