kat green

Litigator, old hack, pedant, Virgo. Let me tell you about my cat and his funny little whimsies

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy Of all your fans, Ladner Wife Guy is my new favourite

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy fight us, coward

[kat green @katgrn]

@heeeraldo @alyssa_jayne @j_mcelroy so you missed my victory over your Xmas gift, then

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy We were all given the choice to yell early or grumble later; I have made mine

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy Call Me Maybe is an auditory cheese grater and we should have been given both of these instead

[kat green @katgrn]

We are very cool and fun

[Justin McElroy @j_mcelroy]

help settle an important argument

who won this dairy draft

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

i’ve not known peace since learning about the time a children’s choir went on French tv in full Serge Gainsbourg drag and sang a moving rendition of “suis venu te dire que je m'en vais,” moving Gainsbourg himself to tears https://t.co/VEQ2xXOGSF

[kat green @katgrn]

@devyntaylor94 excited to see you but terrified for whatever this is

[hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean]

George Harrison dropping All Things Must Pass

[kat green @katgrn]

@jonnywakefield “Ocian in view! O! The joy”

[kat green @katgrn]

@mickicowan Going to absolutely rip up that pool. Tens of shrieking millennials, diving and splashing

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy @moirawyton You’re right, doing this in our 30s is a newer, stupider form of chaos

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy @moirawyton Several CUP conferences would like to disagree that this is either new or exciting

[kat green @katgrn]

@j_mcelroy Not sure Funky’s survived / since when is this your go-to song

[kat green @katgrn]

!!!!!!!

[Cher @cher]

Ok Universal is Doing Biopic With My Friends JUDY CRAYMER,GARY GOETZMAN PRODUCING.
THEYY PRODUCED
BOTH MAMMA MIA’S,&
MY DEAR DEAR Friend 4 YRS, & OSCAR WINNER..ERIC ROTH IS GOING 2 WRITE IT👻🎂‼️
FORREST GUMP
A STAR IS BORN
SUSPECT
TO NAME A FEW OF IS FILMS

[CBC British Columbia @cbcnewsbc]

4,500 migrating birds move into chimney of Vancouver Island museum

https://t.co/RgzvrjoLRD

[kat green @katgrn]

ahhh that’s the good schadenfreude

[Michelle Ghoussoub @MichelleGhsoub]

Hollyburn Country Club in West Van sent an email saying it would be offering AstraZeneca to its members at an exclusive clinic.

That clinic has now been shut down and the pharmacy offering the doses will no longer be allowed to administer covid vaccines. https://t.co/hbHYu2FZCH

[FR★N @fransexuality]

happy taurus season here is Grace Jones’ dressing room rider to give u strength & abundance