Kathleen Hansen

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

So close! The government actually needs to be funded 100% to stay open. Hope this helps.

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

Is anyone actually calling this platform “X” or do we all still just call it Twitter?

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

I was explaining a situation where I was shame spiraling to my coworkers the other day and one shook her head the whole time in agreement and the other looked completely confused. So now I know which one of my coworkers has anxiety too lol

[Vince Powers @vince_powers]

“California will be restricting state-funded travel to three states due to recently enacted anti-LGBTQ+ legislation in each state, California Attorney General Rob Bonta announced Friday. State-funded travel to Missouri, Nebraska and Wyoming will be restricted “

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

Is anyone else kind of excited that Republicans hate Target now? I could not care less how much Bud Light is available but the lines at Target being shorter seems like a win to me.

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

If they ban TikTok, where will I watch rug cleaning videos?

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

Anyone else on the rug cleaning algorithm on TikTok because that shit is satisfying

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

The fact that male seahorses carry the babies is actually the only fact I know about seahorses. One of the many facts I know about humans is that we are not seahorses.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In case anyone was wondering just how insane Republicans are:

In the state of Tennessee, they’re trying to ban a book about seahorses, claiming it ‘normalizes gender fluidity & the idea that males can get pregnant.’

This is where we are folks.

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

Ah yes, why haven’t we already considered building an impenetrable dome? Another feasible and reasonable solution from Trump.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump says that since Biden has forced Putin to threaten nuclear war, he will build an “impenetrable dome” to protect the US from missile attacks: “WW3 would make WWI and WWII look like very small battles.”

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

@squilhelmfancy @lena_andresen I do also love 3

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

The day I learned this was the day I gave birth. Add it to the list of things they don’t tell you about childbirth.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

US governors by eye color

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

@carloochie

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Why is he giving Kit Kittredge tho

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

Someone out there has a collection of Furbies

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

I like marshmallows but people who eat them uncooked in some way are psychopaths.

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

Talking to babies like they are adult humans is my favorite thing.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Just walked past a man who was helplessly staring at his wailing infant in a stroller on this beautiful afternoon in Brooklyn, and then said to the baby: "This feels like an overreaction."

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

@carloochie Is it baby time?? Good luck mama

[Kathleen Hansen @kathLEENwidit]

The one good thing to come out of today’s terrible news is that I know I surround myself with the right group of people. Wow are we all so mad and in need of a margarita.