𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗

I just wanna make movies & pet dogs

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

@jillboard A few years ago on a road trip with my brother, he got sick of me saying “horsies” in the same tone of voice every time. So the next time I saw horses, I announced it very loud, angrily, in German & he laughed so hard he almost crashed the car

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

I gotta say that something about Wild Horse Nine (the aesthetic? the plot? the tone? the cast?) looks like it is exactly my shit.

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

Consent should not be the default!!! Make people opt into these things, stop forcing us to turn AI bullshit off!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Instagram now allows users to create AI images using other people’s public photos.

Users can generate AI images from public profiles by tagging accounts in their prompts.

(https://t.co/YRMa3DoYce)

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

The way this encapsulates my week so accurately.

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🌋

[Star Wars @starwars]

@lukeanakfc what if my job is Star Wars?

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

A KEN GRIFFEY JUNIOR JERSEY

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

“Kids with parents with Microsoft money, kids with parents with Boeing money…”

Don’t mind me, I’m just sitting over here having visceral reactions to the first episode of ELLE

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

This show is so me CAN I WRITE FOR SEASON TWO PLEASE

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

The whole idea of a transplant appropriating Seattle culture is so funny to me specifically. It’s very much giving Grunge Barbie and I am here for it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ ��𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I should get a notification when Meta glasses are near me, the same way someone else's Apple AirTag being nearby for a while triggers an alert.

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Bringing a white girl a $9 coffee is a sign of great respect in their culture.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Hey look, 1984 came to life

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

Cool cool cool. This kinda reminds me of the early 2020’s when I got turned down for a writer’s assistant job because I didn’t have experience in a Zoom room.

There were maybe 5 people in Hollywood who had that at the time.

[Itamar Golan 🤓 @ItakGol]

If you come from the future you can apply

[Rendy Jones @rendy_jones]

Amazing. Every studio please follow suit. End that influencer experiment and embrace tradition; actual film journalists.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m not intimidated by AI. I’m repulsed by it. I’m not jealous of AI art. I know it’s predictive rather than creative, and built on stolen content. I’m not scared of new technology. I’m scared of a world without trees, bees, fresh air, and clean water.

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

Product placement is one thing but I’m really sick of the trend of shows blatantly name dropping and promoting things - that there are already commercials for during said show!!! I’ve seen it here and there before, but now it seems so over the top. Stop it!!

[𝚔𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚣𝚎𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 @KatHazelton]

Two episodes into the new season of BEEF and the credits needle drops have been so on point!!