Katherine Ellis

Krimpy hair enthusiast. Lover of pigs in a blanket. Wordsmith.

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

@owilliams95 I just got back on here after years of being away. Is it too late to say thank you?? 😂 Love to you as well!

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

Was just told that my statement earrings make me look like this...

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

You can now find Trump exclusively on MySpace.

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

Just wanting to know if it’s physically possible to have a baby in 2018 without posting a baby announcement with a black board and a sonogram?

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

@halleyesmith Good luck! Bham will miss you.

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

I feel the most like DJ Khaled when I see a new engagement on Facebook. “Anotha one.”

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

I put several (unnecessary) items on the conveyor belt at Target only to have the cashier drop my cute earrings in between the gap- lost forever. God works in mysterious ways. He knows the valleys of my bank account.

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

Just had a super uncomfortable experience with pushy sales people while cancelling my gym membership. I picked up ice cream on the way home to cope. #fitness

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

@WellsAdams Ugh I got my hopes up that another Adams was going to be on the Bachelorette. https://t.co/ZdVCYQRbnL

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

My favorite wine is a 1965 Timothee Chalamet.

[Amanda Pendolino @amandapendo]

When you have to bring a themed drink to an #Oscars party

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

Are you really a blogger if you don't mention that it's Friday?

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

What about the semiautomatic rifle he owned?!! Are you going to address that? https://t.co/a8WJSwUmAu

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So many signs that the Florida shooter was mentally disturbed, even expelled from school for bad and erratic behavior. Neighbors and classmates knew he was a big problem. Must always report such instances to authorities, again and again!

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

Praying that the government understands the severity/frequency of the deadly situation our country is in and doesn’t just post a “praying for parkland” graphic like the rest of us. We need action NOW! Scratch that, yesterday.

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Love Valentine’s Day, love New Year’s Eve, love taking the SATs, just love high pressure situations and extreme expectations in general

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

@jackie_london Thanks! Didn't see that.

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

So how does the new judging system work with a co-ed group? #StepSing2018

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

I’m going to go with the theory that chicken nuggets make your show, and frankly your life, much better. #StepSing2018

[Katherine Ellis @kathclonellis]

The future is now. #StepSing2018