Eric Mutunga

The Pharmacist /AMR Steward/
Forever Arsenal

[Sammuh @siammuh]

I repeat for the umpteenth time now! Today's woman has no capacity to love a man, pls men knw this and know peace, my own wife doesn't lv me however much she insists, she's with me coz I hv given her life, kids, house ,car, livelihood etc, these people escaped from their parents homes coz of biological clock, shame and reproach, societal pressures, poverty etc. so don't be shocked when she cheats or dumps you, I don't give a hoot even if my wife damped me today, i am always prepared. Fear these animals we live with

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The first former Premier League player to win the Premier League as a manager 🏆

The rest tried, failed and went back to the studio to criticise him.

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@gabrieloguda @tweetcunha Mumu

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

What an atmosphere.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The biggest threat to Ruto’s second term is a united opposition.

There is propaganda that Ruto will simply rig his way back, but rigging is not as easy as people make it sound. Rigging requires serious intelligence, serious coordination, serious logistics and a disciplined political machine, and Kenya Kwanza may be loud, arrogant and aggressive, but that does not mean they have the capacity to quietly manage every moving part of an election without exposing themselves to a bigger crisis.

The bigger danger for Ruto is the possibility of a last minute national mood swing where Kenyans wake up close to the election and decide in large numbers that Ruto must go. That is the counterattack I am talking about. Not chaos, not violence and not online excitement, but millions of ordinary Kenyans making a quiet decision in their homes, villages, towns, churches, markets, workplaces and polling stations that enough is enough. When people are divided, confused or hopeless, power can manipulate them, but when many Kenyans arrive at the same conclusion at the same time, the system starts shaking.

Personally, my worry is bigger than Ruto. It is bigger than Kalonzo and bigger than whoever else imagines they can inherit power. Whether the next president is Ruto, Kalonzo, Kuku or anyone else, things will still be bad if the poisoned system remains untouched. The country is not well. People are broke, businesses are closing, families that were stable two or three years ago are now struggling, rent is choking people, food is expensive, school fees is a nightmare, jobs are scarce and hope itself has become expensive.

This is where the opposition is also failing because they are talking politics but they are not seriously addressing the issues affecting Kenyans. Kenyans do not just need a replacement for Ruto. They need a serious plan for the economy, taxation, public debt, corruption, police brutality, unemployment, healthcare, education and the cost of living. Without that, removing one group and replacing it with another will only change the names of the people eating while the country continues bleeding.

As I have always said, only Kenyans themselves will take back this country, rectify it and set serious systems. Not politicians, not tribal kingpins and not fake reformers who become silent immediately they get appointments. Keen people know that time must come, and it may come slowly then suddenly.

No matter who is at the top, Kenyans will eventually realise that the system itself is poisoned, and once that realisation becomes national, it will be very bad for anyone who takes over. Kenyans will not just be asking for a new president. They will be demanding a country that finally works.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

President Ruto should stop dismissing Kenyans with polished GDP figures, fake growth numbers and fake hustler narratives.

Almost every Kenyan has a story of a relative, friend, or neighbour who was stable two or three years ago but is now struggling to survive. He should leave the podium, go to the ground, and see the real economy....shops closing because rent cannot be paid, businesses dying because customers have no buying power, families skipping basics, and young people losing hope. Go to CBD for instance and see empty shops and stalls.

This tough-headed dismissiveness is exactly what pushed the country into the deadly Finance Bill crisis. Kenyans pleaded, warned, protested, and still the government behaved like citizens were the problem. By the time the climbdown came, families were mourning.

The fact that Oscar Sudi and the people around him are doing well does not mean the economy is okay. Their wealth is not Kenya’s economy. The real economy is in the kiosks, salons, workshops, farms, markets, rental houses, and homes where people are quietly breaking.

Ruto must stop lecturing hungry people about growth. A country is not doing well because those around power are eating. A country is doing well when ordinary people can breathe.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

He found 3.3 million people already surviving on hand to mouth. He then forcefully hijacked their payslips and deducted their money to fund a housing project that directly benefits his companies. After years of contributing to a health insurance fund, he takes everything away and tells you to start paying again into a system that benefits him directly.

The money Kenyans used to pay into NHIF disappears into thin air. As if that’s not enough, he increases contributions, yet you still don’t receive services at hospitals. He found education affordable but went ahead and cut capitation, making it a luxury for a few elites.

He introduced a confusing funding model in universities, effectively turning higher education into a privilege for the rich. He even shamelessly boasts that building churches is more important than schools and hospitals.

And this is just less than 1% of the unfortunate things the president has done to Kenyans. Yet, he is still asking for another term to continue with these sinister actions. If you find yourself seated with someone singing Tutam, you better be careful. That person is capable of murder.

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

Mchezo wa Taon!! KSh 500 million recovered from the houses of Joe Sang and three other senior officials have vanished from police custody.

They have also made a plea bargain with the police and won’t be prosecuted in court on Tuesday. They just imported substandard fuel, and that’s how they walk away.

The police received a call from State House, and that’s where the KSh 500 million Ilienda,just like that, before our very eyes.

Joe Sang was arrested during Uhuru’s administration.11 million litres of fuel were lost at the Kisumu Oil Jetty, amounting to KSh 1.6 billion. At the time, Joe Sang was the Managing Director of Kenya Pipeline and was subsequently fired.

When Ruto was elected, he reinstated him to his job, and the charges were dropped.

Msiwai niambia tena Police na DPP ziko Independent tena.

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@EricLatiff Maaaan!.....it feels so goodto be a Gooner

[Nyangano @Nyangano4]

@generali_osumo Hata wachimbe dam na wajaze maji ndani we will swim as Sifuna address us...... Sisi ndio sifuna.

[BOBI WINE @HEBobiwine]

Several months back, Museveni’s brutal son posted that, "......Besigye will only leave prison in two ways. Either in his coffin after we hang him or shoot him or on his knees apologising to Mzee [Museveni]."

Yesterday, Dr. Besigye and his colleague Hajj Obeid Lutale's fourth bail application was denied! Cry beloved country. The judiciary, like all other institutions, has been completely emasculated. We have an opportunity to press the RESET BUTTON on our country in 16 days and put an end to this suffering.
#FreeKizzaBesigye
#FreeUgandaNow

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@georgenjoroge_ Muthiti wa Mundu....ghasia

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Speaking on Citizen TV, Pauline Njoroge said she will be in the race for Nairobi’s leadership. She was eying the women rep position. However, whispers along the corridors of power suggest she is set to deputize Babu Owino in the Nairobi gubernatorial race. Game Over!!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

On the road to becoming Singapore, Ten Cheang Wan, a Minister for National Development, was once caught accepting a $1 million bribe. Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew calmly said: “He is my childhood friend, but he has done wrong. I cannot save him. No one is above the law, because if we allow one exception, then everyone will demand their own VIP pass to corruption.”

Before he could face trial, the man chose the emergency exit and committed suicide bcoz he knew his friend wasn't going to rescue him. Now, here in Kenya, the very person assigned to drive us to Singapore is the chief conductor of corruption,, collecting bribes & cutting deals on behalf of the ministers.

In Singapore, corruption is a scandal. In Kenya, corruption is a team sport, complete with captains, substitutes and VAR that mysteriously goes off when fouls happen. Same destination. Very different drivers.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

May we never forget.

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@WelBeast And other stories😂😂😂😂

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@HeemMufc This hit different maan!

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@Matt_Pinner Fool

[Eric Mutunga @kathembo]

@EricNjiiru 😂😂😂😂😂

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

It seems as though President William Ruto has overwhelming influence over Parliament. Otherwise, why would MPs start shouting “Tutam!” like headless chickens during his State of the Nation address? As I’ve said before, this entire Parliament should go home they appear to have little understanding of proper legislation.