Katherine Kavanaugh

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

are we still allowed to grab somebody sexy and tell them hey give me everything tonight or is that no longer allowed in 2026

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

My wife doesn’t believe in hangovers. She’ll come home at 2am and then wake up the next day saying “oh I think I caught something I don’t feel that good” and you know what? she’s too beautiful for me to say different

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

I am beginning to suspect the President of the United States is not mentally well

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

i never get summoned for jury duty cus they can tell i want it too bad

[Humaira @satti_humaira]

Don't let a 10-minute problem consume a 24-hour day. The email was uncomfortable. The train was late. The conversation went poorly. Feel it, deal with it, then allow the rest of your life to remain intact.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

in my room having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

leaving every social interaction feeling like some sort of circus animal that was supposed to perform but messed up the entire set

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

gonna start asking ppl “am i under arrest or am i free to go?” when the convo starts dragging for too long

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[myo 🧸 @cinnomng1rl]

i gotta get offline this is hitting me like i knew hayden panettiere personally

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

Hayden Panettiere dying at 36 years old is completely unfathomable and just absolutely doesn’t sit right with me at all.

[❦ @virgilsbride]

rest in peace to our angel, hayden panettiere 🪽

[cyndi ស៊ីនឌី @__cyndaquillll]

Wdym Hayden Panettiere died what the fuck do you mean

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[hunter @3gpmh]

going for walks is easy when you have never gotten over anything in your life

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[Nathan @ParisPhl]

I figured out my problem with hinge, I really do not want to go on a date with a complete stranger

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill