Klunn

Displaced Geordie, book lover, passionate about education, volunteer, writing as a hobby. Here in short bursts until depression strikes. Too many tabs open.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Can we just hurry the fuck up to the part where he shoots himself in the bunker?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Guess which one ended up becoming a convicted felon.

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

🚨🇦🇱 BREAKING: Day 21 of mass protests in Tirana, Albania

✊️🇦🇱Over 350,000 people have taken to the streets, no longer asking, demanding Edi Rama’s resignation for selling Albanian land and Sazan Island to oligarchs and Kushner.

✊️The people have crossed the point of no return.
⚡️The old Albania is dying in these streets.

✊️🇦🇱NEW ALBANIA is rising.

#Albania #FlamingoRevolution

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott Every week??? 🤯

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott @TheRSC So glad you enjoyed it (as if that were ever in question). Very excited to see it!

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott @TheRSC So basically I need two new hats? Fine.

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott @TheRSC I do have one complaint though. The hat I bought for the Liptrott/Branagh wedding is so out of style now that I think I may have to buy a new one. When are the invitations being sent out?

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott @TheRSC Well, your poster we had on our living room wall was a bit tobacco stained so you did have to refresh it a bit.

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott Quelle surprise!

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott Very handsome boss’s lucky day (again)!

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

The best beginning of a relationship I’ve ever heard:

“We sat next to each other and realised we were reading the same book, which is crazy. It’s called Trust [by Hernán Díaz] and I had just finished the first chapter and I told her and she looked at me and said, ‘I just finished the first chapter too.’ I said, ‘So we’re on the same page.’”

— Callum Turner on meeting Dua Lipa

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

You'll want to be sitting down for this bit.

Water companies are currently £82.7 billion in debt, have paid themselves £85 billion in dividends, leak over a trillion of litres of water per year, dump sewage for almost 4 million hours per year, have been convicted of over 1,200 criminal acts since 1989 and an average of 35% of your bill goes on nothing but paying more interest and yet more dividends.

And not a single company has ever lost their operating licence. 👇

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott A triumph!

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott How very dare he. Tell him to watch out if I see him. (Glad you had a great time.)

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott I definitely needed a rest on the way back that night. 🤣 Lovely memories of happy times with my fab friend. 😍

[Klunn @katherinelunn]

@Jo_Liptrott Now that’s a great friend. 😍😋