Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️

keep your heels, head, and standards high.

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@BallCentralized @SharmsCharania Yeah the mavericks wish

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@fangirlfornfl ITS OUR YEAR

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@ojessie__ Sunscreen

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@chiamakaafc 9?

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

I just thought I grabbed a jar of olives and took a sip only for it to be very old pasta sauce. I hate everything. And I’m throwing the pasta sauce in the trash.

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@charlieboardman @TSA This is clearly millennial humor and I think it’s hilarious

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@CooperFMuse Kawhis knee

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

Sometimes your purpose is to stay up to talk your Brazilian friend from your online game off the ledge.

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@Mavs_FFL This would be AD part two. Dude is always hurt .

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@FreddyLA7 Wait you’re coming to okc ?!

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

I typed out my tweet, realized it was too much for anyone to read , and just decided to say life is a bitch and I do not appreciate her . I’m also very much not ok.

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

RT if you want @lukadoncic to come home

#MFFL

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

@All_Things_Mavs Mavericks winning in 2027

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

Video for evidence

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

It’s 1 am and my neighbor is blaring piano music ?

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

Also ffs leave my boy Luka alone. Go get a second grade hamstring tear and run up and down a court for 48 minutes while having to bend your legs to shoot a basketball and jump. Then tell me how he should have played and he’s soft.

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

Ain’t no bond like a trauma bond .

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

Half of me is annoyed that I was just face timing my best friend til 3 am and I need to sleep . But the other half is like how lucky am I to have a best friend to talk to til 3 am. And that’s the part that wins.

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

People who don’t work retail don’t understand why I hate Christmas. I worked an 11 hour day and should be tired but it’s 5 am and I’m wide awake. Also people are jerks and pee on the floor.

[Katherine the 💁🏼‍♀️ @katherinesantry]

Shout out to my uber driver who sniffs
Every 25 seconds. Bro I could have done that too to drive home but instead I hired you. Not cool my dude