Katherine

[caitlyn⸆⸉ is in her 20 YEARS OF TS ERA🫶🏻 @swiftcanadian13]

Time, doesn’t it gives some perspective 🥺

@bustle

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Today, we remember Uvalde.

We remember the 19 children and 2 teachers who were mercilessly gunned down.

The kids who hid underneath their dead classmates to survive.

The parents who had to submit DNA to identify their own babies.

We need an assault weapons ban. Now.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Michael Longfellow refuses to get a Real ID

[kase ) @yawyhow]

this was one of the best jost update segments ive ever seen

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚜౨ৎ @hanswuah]

HAPPY APRIL 29TH EVE TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

A Black senator breaking the record for the longest Senate speech, previously held by a white man trying to block the passage of the Civil Rights Act is pretty goated tbh

[lucy ⸆⸉ 🌙 @lucysmidnights]

actually it’s being asleep when taylor swift announces a new album

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

Happy daylight saving time to them

[jeje @jestJJmei]

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as 31 days??? Where my change!!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Why is Trump the first sitting president to attend a Super Bowl?

Because all the presidents before him realized it would be extraordinarily wasteful to spend 15-20 MILLION of our taxpayer dollars to go in person.

[Angie Thomas @angiecthomas]

Please keep this up, Eagles, because the Abbott Elementary episode is going to be top tier

[ver0nica @soitfuckingoes]

THIS TO THE LOUVRE NOW

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Oh, Canada!

Life expectancy
🇨🇦: 82.6
🇺🇸: 78.4

Infant deaths per 1,000 births
🇨🇦: 3.7
🇺🇸: 5.2

Yearly deaths from lack of health insurance
🇺🇸: 68,000
🇨🇦: 0

Ozempic's Price
🇺🇸: $998
🇨🇦: $155

Uninsured/Underinsured
🇺🇸: 85 million
🇨🇦: 0

Admin Costs Per Capita
🇺🇸: $1,055
🇨🇦: $196

[Ashton Irwin @Ashton5SOS]

I wrote Glory Days about a time when things felt simpler, the early days of touring and experiencing the explosion of 5SOS front on with my best friends, those times are in the past, and although those times blessed me with everything I get to experience now in the present, I can comfortably say they were truly the glory days that ill cherish for the rest of my life

Full version https://t.co/tkFBtnGpio

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Does this make y’all feel ���safer”?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

[Shaun Cooley @shauncooley]

Every kid in the US learns of the Great Chicago Fire (2,112 acres) in school and how modern building codes & fire depts have made this impossible, yet both the 2023 Lahaina & the current Palisades Fire crossed 17,000 acres - 8x the size!

I marked up a map of Chicago to compare.

[Mann Made Cinema @Hotshot_Movie]

If you think water is the problem, here's an extended scene in our film that illustrates how ineffective water becomes when a wildfire really gets going, and just how gnarly things get when the winds bite it. It gets so hot, the water vaporizes before it hits the flames.