Kitty ✨| She/Her

Mom, student, wife, train wreck always.

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

When you’re low and you’re deep underwater
Stay faithful, remember what you love
So when the world gets painful
You become your own god

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

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[Lofi Girl @lofigirl]

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[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

I am posting this for points, ignore me lmao https://t.co/OMCk5FItqR

[❤️‍🔥 Taylor Swift Tour Updates @TS13ontour]

remember when you hit the brakes too soon

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

I wish I could be the girly who doesn’t body check in every reflective surface I walk past 🫠

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

@innerpattern My doc mentioned that it wld take 3x (1 every 3mo) before I start to see long term effects. Maybe that’s what’s going on? I’m really sorry they’re coming back. :(

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

Do you think this how millionaires/billionaires feel when we shout “Eat the rich”? I hope so. 🐌

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

are you?

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

One time the GM of my restaurant started “Play of the week!” Where staff voted on the hardest working employee of the week. Cool. But she allowed HERSELF to be POTW the second week and I’m still fucking laughing about it 😂😂 She hung her own name on the wall lmao

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

#NewProfilePic

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

@jordanzo Seeing this gif and knowing that Bobs Burgers is one of kid’s favorite shows makes extra funny lmao
My fave episode is the one with the arcade machine and the Thanksgiving at Fishodors

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

@innerpattern 🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

I just want my husband tonight. I hate today.

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

@lisathegemini “My mother says I've loved too many men
But I took and left something in every single bed”

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

@innerpattern The one at the ER works so well when my rescues fail but it gives me the “crawl out of my skin, thrash around” panic attack 😭😭

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

When people I haven’t talked to since high school add me on FB I immediately check their page to see what MLM they’re selling.
This time it’s pampered chef.

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

my personality was stolen from lorelai gilmore

[dance fever lyrics bot @dancefeverbot]

now i creep out when there's no one about
'cause they put crosses on the doors to try and keep me out

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

Serious question: has anyone ever heard the song that won song of the year?
Follow-up: Who makes these decisions??
#GRAMMYs

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

“Let them eat the rich” or whatever Marie Antoinette said

[Kitty ✨| She/Her @kathker]

@AJRBrothers Really wrote a whole ass song about my 35 year old DJ husband, expressing every thought/fear he’s had the last couple years.
The simulation is glitching. #thedjiscryingforhelp #ajr