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i could be crying right now or not crying right now it just depends

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me in my fiat

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Rats are capable of driving tiny cars, researchers found. It eases their anxiety. https://t.co/Gsn4sg1ufO

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

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history repeats herself 😔

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lost ANOTHER hubcap what the fuck

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@ConcernedApe thanks so much for the update/all you do! is there gonna be a patch to fix a bug where you can’t revert to the original mines from the scary mines when in a co-op? idk if this happens on all platforms but it does on the switch. thanks for creating such a wonderful game!

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being sexy and mysterious at the airport by taking pepto bismol but no one knows which of the 5 symptoms I’m taking it for 😌

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shrinking down scientists in a tiny submarine to go into my body not to eliminate a sickness or anything but just to shine the headlights bc I don’t like thinking abt how it’s so so dark in there

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my favorite hobby is making @martnye pose on facetime when she is so tiny on my screen

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do you think anyone at this bar has artificial tears for my chronic dry eye I’m suffering

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

i have problems of my own you know, i can't just spend all my time causing problems for everyone else, at some point i have to start focusing on making problems for myself.

[wolf pupy @wolfpupy]

maybe vengeful spirits should be more considerate of the fact that i am trying to sleep. my dreams are where i go to strut around and do whatever it is i want to do and i don't need anyone attacking me there.

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the baby sensory vids aren’t working to make my nephew sleepy today. HOWEVER… they ARE working on me.

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if u are not putting a pinch of ground cinnamon in ur hot chocolate what are you even doing. do u not love joy and splendor.

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4 mimosas at breakfast got me like 😵‍💫

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beverage havers

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stfu stfu stfu honestly just stfu

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unsubscribing from emails is so funny bc the emailer is just like no hehe here’s another email

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AND Marissa’s taller… it’s tough out here for unfunny short kings

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reading @martnye’s tweets bc I miss her but now realizing I’m mad bc she got all the comedy genes in the divorce (being born and no longer sharing a womb)

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trying to act normal after one too many bottomless mimosas at breakfast on the last day of vacation 😵‍💫🥲

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best ten dollars I’ve ever spent !

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lemonade stands are out and fidget stores are in per the young entrepreneurs in my neighborhood