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I miss my sanguine eyes.

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#2023resolutions - stop believing @FreeLibrary when they say they’re going to be open. I’ll not be swindled again.

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I need to know if I can get an invite to a Bette Davis film festival at @PatAltschul ‘s house. #buckleup #southerncharm

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We love @WSUDLERSMITH but @PatAltschul and Michael were the dynamic duo and I miss them. #SouthernCharm

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@BravoTV really running with the theme this week, and my girl @DoloresCatania is there keeping the diggers in check. #RHONJ #WWHL

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Hey @BravoTV -there’s a reason people are rewatching early seasons of #RHONY.

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Every time @BravoTV misspells restaurateur, a piece of my soul dies.

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@aliwong should write a second book about her father in law... who is none other than mfking DR FAD 🤯🐙 #thingsilearnfromreading

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I need someone to tell me why the coffee I make at 2pm tastes 100% different from the coffee I make at 7am. #isthisaconspiracy

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No one asked but I’m finally ready to give my opinion: @KenJennings is doing an outstanding job as @Jeopardy guest host. 10/10 will keep watching.

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C’mon. This can’t possibly have passed the @GordonRamsay quality check. #HellsKitchen

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Hear me out: a remake of Particle Man by @tmbg but it’s called Florida Man. #FloridaMan

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80% of #LittleHouseonthePrairie episodes involve Laura befriending weird old men.

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How about Trump taking credit for freeing Alice Johnson when we all know it was @KimKardashian that facilitated that. #kkw2022

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I’m gonna need @BravoTV to bring @Jillzarin back to #RHONY. Stat.

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#whitepeoplelovesaying No, your OTHER left, when someone turns to the right by mistake.

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#whitepeoplelovesaying “They must not want me to have this” when they can’t open something.

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If you haven’t perfected the art of being OK and not OK at the same time, you’re not doing quarantine. #SaturdayThoughts #Coronavirustruth #Lockdown101

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If you’re not sitting alone and questioning every life decision you’ve ever made, you’re not doing quarantine. #SaturdayThoughts #COVID2019 #lockdown

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If you haven’t finished Netflix, then you’re not doing quarantine. #SaturdayThoughts #coronavirus

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My iPhone predicted #coronavirus in 2016: 😷#CoronavirusPandemic