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low key the funniest person you follow on Twitter 🦙

[😷 @kathregs]

I was runner up for my high school senior superlative “Most Likely to Make Things Awkward,” and I actually think that might be worse than winning

[😷 @kathregs]

People shocked by the ending of “Conclave” did not watch enough TLC in the early 2000s

[😷 @kathregs]

things I love:

1. putting up Christmas decorations
2. taking down Christmas decorations

[😷 @kathregs]

Me every time I look in the mirror:

[😷 @kathregs]

No because how did Corporate America function before women joined the workforce

[Juliana @julianaraynor]

Dating apps don’t work and being out in public doesn’t work. What’s the secret third option someone lmk plz

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

prince william getting to hear the black dog, hits different, and death by a thousand cuts instead of me is my joker moment

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Europe begs the question if every aspect of life were better than America would it be worth it without air conditioning

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

oh noo the baby accidentally went to four seasons total landscaping

[Ivie Ani @ivieani]

If I owe you an email, imagine what I owe myself

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

there has to be a better way

[😷 @kathregs]

I can’t believe we’re allowed to drive when we’re 16???

[trash jones @jzux]

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

A beautiful woman like myself should not have 14 excel spreadsheets open!!!!!!!

[😷 @kathregs]

Ah, now time for my 48-step winter eczema moisturizer routine 😌

[😷 @kathregs]

Getting dresses altered is so funny like why am I in a ball gown in a strip mall next to a cop getting his uniform pants hemmed

[rinna supremacy @spicysucculents]

is andy cohen allowed to drink this year for nye😓

[😷 @kathregs]

We did it, Joe @CrimeJunkiePod @taylorswift13

[😷 @kathregs]

I think my Spotify Wrapped may glitch this year because I’ve only listened to @taylorswift13, @CrimeJunkiePod & Tyler Childers. Full stop.

[😷 @kathregs]

Not now, sweetie. Mommy has to watch Taylor & Travis kiss from every angle.