Katherine Mantoni

can you get me a blanket? it's really cold under all these blankets. ♥ AΣT ♥

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Is this a bring your own tangerine kind of party?

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“You know….people need to joke about diabetes more often.” Ok, baby…..

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“Online love is a battlefield, and I’m a hardened soldier”

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Once a coworker, always a coworker. That never changes.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“Mistress has given Dobby a tit!” LMAO

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

You know your roommate loves you when she gets you a backup bottle of ketchup 😍

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Unpopular opinion: Adults should definitely have time out more often.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

What if humans panted like dogs? How awkward would that be? You’re sitting in a waiting room for your doctor appt just heavily panting out of anxiety….. eww.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

I’d rather cuddle a porcupine than be at work today.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

I just need to know how someone develops a kink for stepping on bugs. Like….how does that even start? Why is that a thing?

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Big truck energy bitches don’t cry.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

I’m a poorly made human.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Hobby Lobby - the Lord’s crafting emporium

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Sam “Thanks, but no thanks.”
Me “is that how you felt about high school?”

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“I love going to the chiropractor. I love people manipulating my body.”

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“If you consider yourself one of the animals in your house, are you prepared for that responsibility? You actually have to take care of yourself.”

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“How is anyone going to consider you and love you if you consider yourself a red flag?”

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

If you time your cooking time for pasta, I don’t want to be your friend. I don’t need that type of negative energy in my life.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

Realtors ruin lives. They sell childhood homes.

[Katherine Mantoni @kathrose91]

“She’s a goddamn Burlington THROAT Factory.”