Katherine Williams

I tell jokes and stories.

[Katherine Williams @kathweems]

Found an old pregnancy test in the cabinet. I laughed and laughed.

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Butter lettuce is the sexiest of all the salad greens. Comments have been disabled.

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“I KNEW you would know all about kombucha!” isn’t something I thought someone would say to me but here we are.

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My mother-in-law introduced me to Glad Press’n Seal and honestly we’ve never been closer.

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With my hubs at shore:
“How’s the water? Cold?”
“Makes you feel alive!”
“That sounds cold.”

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Pretty sure I would burst into flames if I walked into a Vineyard Vines.

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Fave part of being maskless is now dogs can see me smiling at them again.

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@SILVA_SURFR Even with a spray tan, I still qualify as “fair” on most foundation swatches.

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Getting my annual spray tan so I don’t frighten normal looking humans.

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I didn’t gain weight during lockdown. I’m gaining it now that I have to socialize again (she types shoveling fistfuls of pink Starbursts and fun size Twix into facehole).

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I have webbed toes. Pedicures are awkward but I’m a really good swimmer.

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@BrianJian Omg

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@MadKane I’m going to give up on them soon. Life is too short.

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I imagine hell as an endless series of duvet covers.

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Jewish mother is the level of assertiveness I aspire to.

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NJ! I will be inside of you tomorrow! Tix on https://t.co/P9aEAUTqLe presented by @KricketComedy

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@disashter @CuteEmergency Omggggggggg!

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@BetteMidler my toddler & I were about 10 ft away from you on location a few hours ago. I wanted to tell you that I’m a huge fan but didn’t want to invade your privacy. So I whispered in my daughter’s ear instead: “That lady over there is a legend. Let’s look at the Xmas tree.”

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Post-painting sesh with the Peanut.

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Today's post on the blog: a foolproof breakfast meal prep, what the F is monkfruit sweetener and @thekitchn's tgiving celebrity recipe showdown!
Friday Food (For Thought) https://t.co/r36pM9qHyH