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[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

instead of texting “on my way” I’m just going to start sending these

[lex luthor @lexxipro]

gibby has died

[sab 🪬 @svbrinaaaxo]

why olaf lowkey hit that

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is what cops see when they break up a high school party https://t.co/ASFH2ZWqSf

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

“Oh yeah sorry I forgot to clean my car lol you can just throw that stuff in the back seat”

[Uhdrianz @Uhdrianz]

@outofcontxtsbsp

[ディラン・スコット @FilthyPyrexGuy]

Bricks of cocaine are washing up on the shores of Florida but sadly sea turtles who love to party now have no straws to snort it with thanks to liberals

[sam @uoksam]

@ThomasBeautyy

[Evelynn @evelcindy]

We all know someone who looks like one of the characters

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Yes, we deliver to Area 51.