uzi

i rlly love spiders

[amber @amberjdub]

Kim Jong Un’s surgeon trying to explain what happened #KIMJONGUNDEAD

[. @badbxtchbp]

North Koreans after they cut the camera's at Kim Jong Un's funeral:

#KimJongUn

[emma @emma_____weaver]

fuck it. small dog and pigeon

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Remember when Lady Gaga was like:

Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma
Gaga, ooh la-la

And we were like, definitely!

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

A Shakespearian tale in two parts.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

Fellas, what’s your opinion on your girl getting her clit pierced?

[F!&# It, We ball. @Mr_Alexius]

If she don't have a big forehead, she don't deserve a big dick.

[sam @samanthaswft]

HE REALLY STOLE THIS SONG OMFG

https://t.co/Sm2bTpxYHM

[🤔 @RealBigBaby]

Jesus died for me? That’s manipulative.

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

Me running to smell my girl’s fart before it disappears