kt

everything’s fine🍻

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Boyfriends love three hour movies

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

Me: I’m not spending anymore money on food

Friends: let’s go eat

Me:

[vaughn @DearVaughn]

Boyfriends make you fat, that’s it. that’s the tweet

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

You ever be sitting quietly and your brain just goes “Shakira Shakira”

[kt @katie_escolar]

@balmaindrip @kellyynnicole crap.

[kt @katie_escolar]

@strangerwebhead @kellyynnicole

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

10 year challenge:

[kt @katie_escolar]

@missyhargrovee @ChipotleTweets Yesssssssssssss

[Sean @sean_o100]

Me: “I’ve so much shit to do, it’s all so stressful”

Also me

[BL @B3LWR]

Iceland’s Christmas advert that was banned from hitting the TV. Just an eye opener really. Something everyone should see 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[kt @katie_escolar]

@missyhargrovee Tequila kt is my favorite don’t fight me on this

[Shauna Maxwell @Shaunaannmax]

5 love languages
1. Acts of Service: Would you like me to pick you up Chipotle
2. Quality Time: would you like to go to Chipotle w/ me
3. Words of affirmation: This Chipotle is so good
4. Gifts: I bought you Chipotle
5. Physical touch: The touch of a burrito on my lips

[Capri @cappyy12]

Tomorrow is already the last day of July, so here’s an update on all the fun and crazy things I’ve done so far this summer:

1. Work

[kt @katie_escolar]

One time mads and I were FaceTiming and she goes “you can be really ugly when you try to be.” And I’ve never been the same