Katie Jayne Alexander

Aquatic Beanpole

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

The American dream starts with a good education.

Every student in the country will be worse off as a result of this reckless decision, and so will the future of our country.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

We've been better, Elmo

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

GERD gang rise up

[Nicole Pomarico @nicolepomarico]

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

[Barstool Boilermakers @BarstoolPU]

LSU fans don’t even know Drew Brees is a Boilermaker

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

happy hotd sunday

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

being silly is as important as being strong

[lexi ferngren @LexiFerngren]

Taylor Swift would never

[brooke:) @brookejsears]

Back from 2 year hiatus!!! Sharing my favorite tweet 👍🏼

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Purdue's band has brought the World's Largest Drum to every one of their performances since 1979.

It will miss this weekend's game @ Notre Dame because the Irish won't allow them to use their main tunnel and the visiting team tunnel doesn't fit the drum.

Sad!

[Dr. Bradley J. Sommer 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @DrHistoryBrad]

My generation says “No worries” instead of “you’re welcome” to 1) show that doing a favor for someone doesn’t need to be a transactional thing and that we’re happy to help, and 2) because if they really knew how worried we actually were, they’d never ever talk to us again ever.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to libraries and library workers. We love and appreciate you 📚 that’s all

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

The only bracket that matters this March.

𝗚𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆'𝘀 𝗨𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀.

A thread:

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

BREAKING: The Detroit Lions remain undefeated in the Super Bowl’s 55-year history.

[Katie Jayne Alexander @katie_flemingo]

When Taylor said “good thing my daddy made me get my boater’s license when I was 15” I really felt that

[Katie Jayne Alexander @katie_flemingo]

A hill I’d die on:

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[puff @rishipuff]

feeling like it's extremely hot that i voted in michigan

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

On this International Stuttering Awareness Day, I want everyone to remember that the barriers you face don't define who you are. They didn't for me –– as a young boy who stuttered –– and they certainly don't for Brayden.

What defines you is your heart and your courage.

[Some Naija kid @nkkeem]

If you’re an absentee voter in Virginia use a BLACK pen only. Instructions say blue or black, official ballot says just black. Called registrars office and it’s black only.