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[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

BREAKING: I am hereby declaring Santa Claus an essential worker.

Effective IMMEDIATELY, Santa and Mrs. Claus, with their elves and reindeer – including Rudolph – are permitted to fly in and around New Jersey from Christmas Eve into Christmas morning.

Merry Christmas! 🎄

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[New Jersey @NJGov]

hot take

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Don’t be afraid of Covid! All you need is 13 doctors, access to experimental drugs, round the clock treatment and unlimited tax dollars to pay for it. Also, STEROIDS YASSSSSSSS.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

_____________
| the mask |
| goes over |
| your nose |
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(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ 　 づ

[jack @JackHemhauser]

JACKSON, NJ KIDS ONLY:

Everybody say "Hi Mr. Keshari" 🌊🎶

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

This is no time for anyone to be vying for induction into the Knucklehead Hall of Fame.

Coronavirus is more easily transmitted indoors.

Crowded indoor house parties are not smart or safe.

[culinary comedic relief 🎭🍳 @bobxgnarly]

Fella made a very good point here

[Alex Iosiovich @Alex_Iosiovich]

A story in three parts.

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

The mask goes over your nose.

[Amanda Oglesby 🌊 @OglesbyAPP]

@AsburyParkPress

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Jeff Bercovici @jeffbercovici]

Boy you’d think a country that can equip every cop like a soldier could equip every doctor like a doctor

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Health care workers wear masks for 5+ hours non-stop. You can wear one for 45 minutes.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“It’s a rooftop deal”

[New Jersey @NJGov]

*****Social distancing guidelines*****

COVID-19
👤 -————— 👤
6 ft

PA Drivers
👤 —————————————👤
1000 ft

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

Knucklehead [nuhk-uhl-hed]: A stupid, bumbling, inept person.

Example: A person exhibiting aggressive or willfully bad behavior that undermines public health is a knucklehead.

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

Spring Summer 2020. Thanks for this, Internet.

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

BREAKING: NJ, NY, CT, PA, DE, and RI have formed a regional advisory council to help guide our re-opening once the #COVID19 emergency has passed.

We cannot act on our own. We must be smart & tactical in how our region comes out of this, or else we’ll be right back to square one.