katie

This is my twitter where I tweet things

[katie @katie_rector]

“Slap any ants if you see any escaping”-Roland and Calvin #antsinfirepitprison #housekeepingcamp #yosemite

[katie @katie_rector]

“Those mattresses are brutal” -Josh sounding old #housekeepingcamp #yosemite #oldguy

[katie @katie_rector]

Calvin: “Who’s the richest person?”
Me: “probably Elon Musk”
Calvin: “I’m the second richest because I have lots of money.” #4yroldsayings

[katie @katie_rector]

Calvin: “mom, avies being a boss. She’s being like the mom.” #fouryearoldsayings (come to find out she was telling him not to wipe boogers on her craft)

[katie @katie_rector]

Calvin about everything: “why is it taking so long?” #4yearoldsayings

[katie @katie_rector]

Roland: “who is Justin Beaver?” #7yearoldsayings

[katie @katie_rector]

Words I never thought I’d say… “give Roland his cockroach and go find your own” #boys #boysandbugs

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If you feel no sympathy for innocent Israelis murdered or kidnapped by Hamas terrorists last weekend, you have no humanity.
If you feel no sympathy for innocent Palestinians killed in Israel's revenge attacks on Gaza, you have no humanity.
Be human.

[lip predictions @lippredicts]

this NFL game is literally all about Taylor. the team scores, they pan to Taylor. they show a close up of Taylor with ‘Welcome To New York’ playing as they go to commercial, and the very first commercial is an eras tour commercial.

[katie @katie_rector]

@Keymalik691313 https://t.co/0ptBub1dGX

[Jess // UK Travel & Culture @thecrownwings]

Getting a Taylor Swift concert code is the 2023 version of getting a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket.

#TaylorSwiftErasTour #taylorswifttickets

[katie @katie_rector]

Cal: “ I miss my best friend.”
Me: “where’s your best friend?”
Cal: “at school.”
Me: “who’s your best friend?”
Cal: “Roland’s my best friend”
#twoyearoldsayings #bestbrothers

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

“Family dysfunction is often more spiritual than relational, despite how regular tension and conflict might make it feel. Satan rejoices when homes are ruined.”
https://t.co/Qdj1QYBg2s

[Paul David Tripp @PaulTripp]

Remember today that when your life seems completely out of control, it still sits under the wise, holy and good control of your Heavenly Father.

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

Piper: “Anger is a dangerous emotion. It may be right to have it, and it is dangerous to keep it.”
https://t.co/X9FYdeAfJW

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It never would have been possible to go back & remake my previous work, uncovering lost art & forgotten gems along the way if you hadn’t emboldened me. Red is about to be mine again, but it has always been ours. Now we begin again. Red (my version) is out

https://t.co/ZUAWDuv4jL

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Just stunning results

Pfizer's new oral therapy reduced hospitalizations by 90%

7 deaths in placebo group, 0 deaths in therapy group

Implications of effective therapeutics for ending the pandemic are very, very large

Happy Friday

https://t.co/W9TdLER9Rc

[katie @katie_rector]

*Roland kisses Calvin’s head*
Me:“Roland that was so nice!” Roland:”I’m using Calvin’s head to get my boogers out” #4yearoldsayings 🤦🏼‍♀️

[katie @katie_rector]

*roland walks around with a spider in his hand* “I just love my dead spider.” #fouryearoldsayings #rolodude

[Desiring God @desiringGod]

“He said to me, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness.’ Therefore I will boast all the more gladly of my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may rest upon me.” —2 Corinthians 12:9