🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃

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[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

When people ask what my pregnancy craving was I say chicken nuggets. In reality I always want chicken nuggets...

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

I will admit that as much as I hated Nesta, I now don’t hate her.

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

Imagine getting back from Brighton Pride to find out that a group of children have upset you child and then we’re rude to your sister in law… about a pride flag in their name… can you fight children?

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

Guess which idiot let a child wipe water on their face and didn’t reapply sun screen. I have a burnt forehead -.-

[Luísa @luisa_silva_art]

I love eurovison #Eurovision

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

imagine not loving eurovision

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

@Dominos_UK The pure disappointment of getting here

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

Been cooking for nearly two hours. Recipe said 45 minutes. I think my oven is broken.

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

I get an email tomorrow about Amelia’s secondary school place and I’ve promised that we would read it together. I am not patient enough to wait until 5:30, is it bad to secretly read it and mark it as unread?

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

And yes I did ring you customer help line and didn’t want to wait the hour to say “there’s nothing you can do”

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

A big Christmas thank you to @RoyalMail for showing my child that Santa doesn’t exist after not delivery a rescheduled delivery to the post office yesterday. Before you ask yes, I did pay the £9-£10 postage to make sure it arrived and yes I did walk in the rain to pick it up.

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

Love it when you almost miss the bus because they just stop at whatever stop they feel like 👍🏻👍🏻

[Ramona @Alderdoodle]

RT if your d&d campaigns last longer than Britain's Prime Ministers.
#dnd #ttrpg

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

The person behind me is eating the sloppiest food and honestly I may vomit.🤢

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

@SassyElvenking Because the author hates everyone

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and hates TERFS

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

since it’s October let’s bring back this classic 😂

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[🎃Katie Blatherwitch🎃 @katieblathers]

I started watching this yesterday at 9:00PM and I ain’t mad that they are stilling playing. #UNOinfinite