being a SAHM trying to reenter the workforce is wild because today my kid barfed on me so much it soaked my bra and then 20mins later I was telling a CEO about my 3-5yr professional goals as if I could think about anything else besides no longer smelling like vomit
truly the only thing I want to talk about lately is how f-ing genius it was to go get @T_Cloud4 this offseason. completely obsessed with her on this squad #GoLiberty#nyliberty#runitback 🗽☁️🗽☁️
Subscription services should have an #ADHD option. I would seriously pay a small upfront cost for my subscriptions to email me RELENTLESSLY before my subscription autorenews to avoid having to pay for something I don’t need for another year.
i know my daughter is mine because she just danced so hard to @duttypaul that she hit her face on her play crib
(she’s totally fine so you are allowed to laugh at this)
my daughter was born at the start of the WNBA season 2024 in NYC. that was the libertys first championship. #goliberty
and! her middle name is rose #unrivaledbasketball#ROSEBC
think this girl was born to ball 🏀
Now feels like as good a time as any to share this story
Last week I was FaceTiming with my parents so they could talk to my 10mo who is babbling nonstop these days. My step dad said “go tar heels” and she started crying immediately.
#GTHC#goduke#DukeVsUNC
not me crying 30mins before game 5 thinking about this WNBA season.
having a daughter the year women’s basketball blew up is giving me FEELINGS!! 😭😭😭
+ her Halloween costume is @BigEllieLiberty#GoLiberty#WNBAFinals
Fun fact: my shoulder muscles were so tight from my hypermobility that when I got the nerve block for my surgery and they finally relaxed, my shoulder fell out of socket.
Bold for a company to send a fundraising email blast without first scrubbing it for all of the former employees they laid off and offered zero severance too…
i was watching a @nyliberty game and thought about how fun it’d be to have a daughter and teach her basketball (we don’t know the sex)
my husband had to remind me “boys play basketball too”
😂😭😂😭