k4t13

(sʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ) ᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʟɪᴠᴇs ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. ⁣

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

Fuck Rick Scott

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

My boyfriend's jokes are priceless—unlike the Botox he'll be spending on my new laugh lines.

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

@Scarlyt1 You’re not.

[delia @delia_cai]

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

I am a ticking time bomb of laziness

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Me: I'm a strong and intelligent woman.

Also me: Wed-nes-day.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

if a man says anything along the lines of “i don’t deserve you” he ain’t lying baby pack ur bags up NOW. i’m coming to pick you up

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

You don’t burn out from going too fast. You burn out from going too slow and getting bored.

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

I don’t know who needs to here this but crypto is a Ponzi scheme.

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

@Feral_Hoe Well, this is a new one.

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

sometimes I’ll pass by my laptop after work and think, how can such a thin silver rectangle cause so much sorrow

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

@Theholisticpsyc @KReedwan Not everyone ‘can put in the work’. Malignant narcissists or psychopaths, for example.

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

@grace__ I can’t believe how many people said ‘that isn’t a bulldozer’ like that was even remotely the point

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

@NinjaTHaii Then retire. You’re still selling your freedom to fulfill someone else’s agenda— but now you don’t need the money. Sounds like brainwashing

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

Nothing better highlights how ridiculous a person is than hearing them say they wouldn't quit their job if they won the lottery.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Why are ethics questions always like:
"is it ethical to steal bread to feed your starving family?"

And not:
"is it ethical to hoard bread when families are starving?"

[k4t13 @katiebyte]

Nothing excites me more than my boyfriend saying “this is good but I like the way you make it better.”

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hi! The global Jewish population has still not rebounded from the Holocaust. There were 16.6 million Jews in 1939, then 6 million of us were annihilated in a genocide that happened when "It's A Wonderful Life" came out in movie theaters, and now there are 14.8 million of us.