katie

“the best time you’ll ever have at an airport bar”

[katie @katiechelf]

today a girl told me i was the “coolest person she’s seen in years” and that made me feel very bad for her

[katie @katiechelf]

the other day at work a man told me i look like moose from step up which would be cool if i wasn’t a 32 year old woman

[katie @katiechelf]

casually crying watching march madness

[katie @katiechelf]

no hate but what is the point of bobsledding

[katie @katiechelf]

why have i never noticed that mr. beast has the most aggressive veneers i’ve ever seen

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

don’t want ppl to notice im not doing well but also want ppl to notice im not doing so well but also don’t want anyone to be burdened by me but also want to feel that ppl care about me but also don’t want to be perceived but also want to feel like i matter

[katie @katiechelf]

ai is killing actual intelligence and i’m really sad about it

[katie @katiechelf]

loving this guy on jeopardy who looks like he’s going to literally throw up every time he wins

[katie @katiechelf]

rewatching heated rivalry just to get by

[katie @katiechelf]

caleb williams shredding that cheese is an instant classic

[katie @katiechelf]

tbh 2025 was top five worst years of my life

[katie @katiechelf]

if jokic is seriously hurt i will end it all

[katie @katiechelf]

enough hypotheticals can kill you

[katie @katiechelf]

on an island in the worst way

[katie @katiechelf]

why am i sobbing watching that christmas

[katie @katiechelf]

did it hurt when you fell off the pedestal i put you on?

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

sorry I was busy killing myself one hundred thousand times in my mind

[katie @katiechelf]

last week of being 31 thank the lord

[katie @katiechelf]

she* but same same

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.