Katie Compa 👾

Comedian. This is about as much intimacy as I can handle

[da fuq dude @alledegedly_me]

I don’t like the new subway car displays telling you which car/ side of the station you are closest to. Eliminates the knowledge gap between ball knowers and non-ball knowers

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Interrupting is a SIGN OF RESPECT in adhd culture.

[Katie Compa 👾 @katiecompa]

@HunterBiden @JaulaDePerreo "Crack the system" has legs I think!!!

[Kairos.MP5 @KAIROSMMA2]

OH MY GOODNESS. I never thought I would ever say this . BRYCE MITCHELL IS FUCKING SPITTING

[levy @1929stockcrash]

this guy needs to be stopped and once for all. he’s gone too far

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Jack Califano @jackcalifano]

I love AI. I love having to re-read every single sentence on the internet twice to discern if I am getting the advice and experience of a living, breathing human being, or the sludge of a demonic greed machine engineered by 300 losers in San Francisco to steal my money. Fun !

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

They MADE us disclaim a Klan leader.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The guy who personally helped fuck over the country doesn't like the direction the country is going and flees

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I’m gonna laugh so hard if the fatal flaw in training LLMs on all of human writing and artistic expression is that, like, 80% of what it absorbed is different ways to say that most jobs fucking suck

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

It’s kind of crazy how little I’m seeing about the Delaney Hall protests on here but I know that’s by design in the Elon era of this app.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[señor coco @bigtimefunparty]

@NYMag "REI Illegally Union Busting Soho Flagship" would probably be a more accurate headline, if any media organization ever gave a shit about corporations violating our rights

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

(10/X) I will say this: history will not be kind those who minimize the awfulness of Trump. I think we all know that.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

(1/X) I would argue that the vast majority of all commentary is essentially pro-Trump. I don't mean pro-Trump in the sense of liking Trump, I mean it in the sense of them not holding him to the anything close to the same standards as Democratic politicians....

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Honestly, the crux of the fast fashion conversation, for most consumers, is that they think it’s beneath them to have one winter coat they wear for five years or one dress they’ve worn so often, people recognize it. The underpinnings are rich people cosplay.

[Katie Compa 👾 @katiecompa]

@ralter thank you for your service!!!

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”